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depressed andrew

Usually very depressed about litttle things but all of it adds up
by Pickle Rick 09 October 12, 2017
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Andrew

Andrew is a pandaroo. He is 2m tall and loves messaging people in the bathrooms when the internet connection isn’t good. He has a foot fetish and loves seeming feet pics and hand pics to people. He has a bestie called wiktor and they are besties for the resties. He loves Pokémon go and is not veery good at maths but tries. He wants to become a midwife so let’s hope his dream comes true
Hello Andrew pandaroo

Andrew:hello
I have a job offer as a midwife for u
Andrew:really sign me up!
Ok, see u soon
by Sexybeast69sussybaka March 4, 2022
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Andrew MoQueefa (Molina)

Has vagina problems. Was once called the Queefanator 2000 in the Guinness book of world records. Held the title for 269 queefs in a minute. Now this is only the beginning... Andrew MoQueefa has the shallowest, loosest and most stank / crusty mangina of all time. Lets just say if you were to go anywhere near an Andrew MoQueefa, you would know from his stank pussy right away. There are even tall tales about small insects and varmints crawling out during sex. It is said to be the queen of stanky pussies. Now moving on to the other side... Andrew MoQueefa has had so many things shoved up his ass, that he now must wear a tampon up there to keep his shit from simply sliding out. if he ever were to have a baby it would die from the stankyness of the puss (it would suffocate). He has anal fissures from shoving black dildos up his asshole.
bro 1: dude I had the worst sex last night.
bro 2: why bro

bro 1: the puss was so messed up it was like all of Africa visited it

bro 2: Dang it must have been a Andrew MoQueefa (Molina)
by AnalFissures69 December 7, 2018
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Andrew

andrew is the person everyone needs in their life! he’s a great best friend and a great boyfriend he’s always there when people need him. He is also very cute but doesn’t always think it! if you have a andrew in your life don’t let him go.
that boys cute he must be a andrew!
he’s a great best friend he’s definitely a andrew.
by en2278 June 20, 2019
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Andrew Escalona

cuban tiktok micro celebrity with a private profile, famous in cuba for being against LGBTQ+ hate speech. is a gay, transgender, autistic male.
Andrew escalona? Isnt that the gay cuban guy?
by kaworunagisalover24 December 3, 2024
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Lord Andrew of Scotland

Lord Andrew of Scotland is a 12-year-old who owns 5 x 5 square meters of land in Scotland. Everyone refers to him as "Andrew", but he doesn't like that. If you refer to him as "Lord Andrew of Scotland" he will be pleased, however, if you do not, he will power trip on you.
Person 1. That guy? He owns 5 x 5 square meters in Scotland *AUGHHHHH*
Person 2. Oh him? He wants to be called "Lord Andrew of Scotland", stupid right?
by AndrewTeash January 15, 2022
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Andrew

A tall woman with a small brain. Typically American and hates waffles.
by SonicElectro May 30, 2023
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