by I'm a deadass wizard May 15, 2023

People named Adam are ogres with butthole eyes. Adam boasts an aviation career while working in Human Resources for the Army. Adam is over 40, shops at Hollister, and has a collection of black dildos and blow up dolls. He has nice hair.
by Erin Rhoads April 24, 2025

by Avila Adam February 26, 2022

When a man gives a woman hard oral sex so that his penis pushes up against the wall of her throat, making it look like she has an Adam's Apple.
Guy 1:I gave her an Adam's Oral Apple, she had a dent in her throat for days.
Guy 2: Bro you cappin' that's you ain't big enough for that.
Guy 2: Bro you cappin' that's you ain't big enough for that.
by sorry about this word February 22, 2021

by Immafuckutilludie December 5, 2024

he’s a guitarist in sm6band and he owns the hashtag saveadam2020, he loves making tiktoks with his family like the dont flinch challenge btw they are the kings and queens of elite tiktok
by lynxort June 23, 2020

An Adam Shoomook is a true bruh moment because his dad doesnt exist
(Bruh moment here)
He aa-rab and gonna blow up something soon so run.(Bruh)
He has spagoot in his hair ever sincer he blew up that Chinese restaurant (BRUH)
(Bruh moment here)
He aa-rab and gonna blow up something soon so run.(Bruh)
He has spagoot in his hair ever sincer he blew up that Chinese restaurant (BRUH)
Example 1)
White person:OH MY GOD A SCHOOL IS BLOWN UP
Adam Shoomook: Bruh moment *He hides the explosives up his anus for later*
White Person: Bruh moment
Example 2)
White person: OH MY GOD ITS A BLOOD FEST
Aa-rab: Nah its just adam shoomook
White person:OH MY GOD A SCHOOL IS BLOWN UP
Adam Shoomook: Bruh moment *He hides the explosives up his anus for later*
White Person: Bruh moment
Example 2)
White person: OH MY GOD ITS A BLOOD FEST
Aa-rab: Nah its just adam shoomook
by I but a chocolate man in jail October 9, 2019
