Proceed to masturbate with your choice of super glue. When you cum you squeeze your balls like you are squirting out hot glue.
You need to cum before your hand dries to your penis
You need to cum before your hand dries to your penis
by Jacuzzi January 21, 2022
A word in which to describe someone who is particularly good at using hypodermic needles that may or may not be used for heroin use
by B.Zorro April 28, 2022
by green screen kid hater April 11, 2025
by silly drina May 08, 2025
When a massage gun is repeatedly shoved in the anus forcing them to shit all over the floor then watch the per dog clean it up for them
"im going to massage gun myself"
by PedroLima123Brazil June 24, 2025
A victim of gun violence
by Dinictis March 21, 2022
Something that cannot be obtained by being human. You have to go through ruthless suffering and torture to obtain this item and it will all be for nothing once you meet inevitable death. First you have to play skyrim for 30 hours straight then kill your mother. Second step is to leave the house with all pets and train them in animal fighting rings. Third step is get married, fourth step is kill your husband/wife. And steal the ring back. That’s an important step. The fifth and final step is to sacrifice yourself and the rings by supergluing them onto your body and jumping into a volcano, to which your pets will follow you as well. The sixth but optional step is to break out of hell and ascend to heaven (where you rightfully belong). This is how you obtain this item.
“Wow I would literally climb up a volcano and toss my body into it to get a gun-shooting knife.”
“My wife hates gun-shooting knives.”
“Please help me, Jasper stole my gun-shooting knife.”
“My wife hates gun-shooting knives.”
“Please help me, Jasper stole my gun-shooting knife.”
by epicguy193 September 10, 2022