On the twenty-first of June, you should eat crispy toe nails dipped in cheddar cheese until you have a stomach puncture.
Have you heared what happened to Joe?
No what?
He's got stomach puncture, he's in the hospital.
Oh my god, why?
Check urbandictionary. You'll read about the International crispy toe nails dripped in cheddar cheese eating day
No what?
He's got stomach puncture, he's in the hospital.
Oh my god, why?
Check urbandictionary. You'll read about the International crispy toe nails dripped in cheddar cheese eating day
by HipósGeci June 20, 2021
Get the International crispy toe nails dripped in cheddar cheese eating daymug. 
A form of extreme intimacy known only by the realest of couples. Usually experienced while laying together in bed or under the dining room table while sharing a meal, the big toes of two lovers are interlaced and held together for extended periods of time, deepening their connection with every passing minute.
Milly - Brad was raging last night because the Uber driver was going to take 3hrs to deliver our pizza, but once I told him to take off his shoes and interlace toes with me, he calmed right down. Ain’t nothin soothe his soul like a good quality toe tongin!
by MillyMuscleMummy February 15, 2023
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Get the Toe diddlermug.