maaaaassssiiiive fucking cock gets every bitch and is hot as fuck
usually have orange blondish hair
also has a high chance of living in nsw australia
on the east coast
in the shoalhaven reigon
and max's are usually quite short in size BUT NONE THE LESS HE FUCKING SLAYYYYYYS PUSSY
usually have orange blondish hair
also has a high chance of living in nsw australia
on the east coast
in the shoalhaven reigon
and max's are usually quite short in size BUT NONE THE LESS HE FUCKING SLAYYYYYYS PUSSY
by jackieboiamericaatlantis June 14, 2022

by Krinkedinkel April 15, 2020

Also known as tim cruise. A rage master baiting donkey with a sister as a dog. Occasionally jerks off to his sister.
by Dudeman2024 July 29, 2025

by 404paige March 19, 2024

To assume the most simple, brainless, ditzy attitude and manner possible in order to gain a real OR psychological advantage in some social, commercial or legal interaction.
Lovely lawyer Llyshelle needed to get the vexatious, soon-to-be-ex wife to open up how she married JUST for his vast wealth, so she went max-ditz with a high blonde wig, trampy clothing and makeup to lull the wife into thinking she was a loser of a lawyer. Llyshelle had her screaming her life-sucking wedding plans within 5 minutes.
by You rReal Name March 26, 2020

A rapey little midget who’s always trying to prove himself to make up for his tiny penis and height. Girls run when they see him.
by Max whiteman November 23, 2021
