Meat Fog

How you feel right after Thanksgiving Dinner. And the day after.

“That was one amazing meal - but I’m in a serious Meat Fog right now. Time for a nap!”

by Urban D Bro October 6, 2018

meat and bread

slang for the receiving of a penis for money

shannon took my meat and bread for 30 fucking bucks.

by bigkuntrykane December 25, 2008

meat to seat

When a man sits down to drop a coal dumpling and his penis lays on the toilet seat

I caught pimp drip cause I went meat to seat at the mall bathroom.

by Cooter polluter April 16, 2017

Meat puff

By way of expelling toxic pollution from ones anus

Geez did you smell that meat puff Jason just let go. Smells like a burning pigmy army.

by Beardedbumbloke August 6, 2015

meat-pudding

noun: 1. excrement that comes from the genetalia

2. meat that is pounded into mush

adjective: used as a comparison for something that is warm, gooey, and jizzy.

noun: When she spreads her legs, meat-pudding leaks out all over the bed.

adjective: Them damn beef curtains have some stuff on ther that's look'n like meat-pudding.

by jaminimaj August 11, 2010

meat kazoo

People who have a deviated septum suffer from the effects of a meat kazoo. After a long night of doing cocaine, when blowing your nose the next mornings and the “Meat Kazoo” starts flapping. It sounds like a combination of nose blowing, and a finely tuned Kazoo player belting out the anthem of the US Air Force, “Wild Blue Yonder”.

“Wow baby, rough night, I woke up to your Meat Kazoo flapping in the bathroom when you blew your nose this morning!”

by SeanPP May 12, 2019

Meat Cunt

A piece of shit, non-empathetic human, who’s thoughts are not based within reality, and is a blind brainwashed follower of the Orange Cunt.

That Meat Cunt has no idea what they are talking about

by anonymous July 18, 2023