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hey jew

a massive hit by paul mccartstein and the bagels in the 60s
hey murray , you hear that new song by the bagles hey jew? oy vey what a hook. i cant get it out of my head
by burbman1969 August 29, 2022
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The Jew Meal

The consumption of a properly prepared Jewish person. Only the highest quality of cannibal cooks can be trusted to properly prepare this dish.

While there are several regional variations on the Jew Meal, especially in western Russia and southeastern Denmark, the most common variant originates in Albany, France. In this recipe the Jew is first plucked, leaving the yarmulke for last. Next the intestines are emptied and the entire body is soaked overnight in a broth of sea salt, cayenne pepper, diced green onion, minced artichoke heart, and vegetable oil. After the mixture has soaked in, the entire pan should be put into the oven and baked for 90 minutes at 450 degrees Fahrenheit. Serve with mixed vegetables and a red wine sauce.
"Remember to set an extra place at the table! When you eat the Jew Meal, Hitler eats with you."

Bernard, get in here quick, we're about to break the Jew Bone!"
by theoffensiveist May 1, 2022
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jew in a junkyard.

Someone who is doing really well.
He went to a yard sale and made out like a Jew in a junkyard.
by topdrawer June 3, 2024
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Jew-Lord

Elite Jewish Globalists and/or members of their social group, people of extreme power. People with a lot of money and control such as the Rothschilds. Not to be taken offensively but to define an elite class of people.
The Jew-Lords control the fiat currency of the world
by Cyber Rigger November 25, 2025
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Tunnel Jew

The greediest type of human you can imagine.
Customs had me pay $30 clearance on a $25 item, such tunnel jews.
by Noticer69 January 16, 2024
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Jew Splitter

A certain kind of splitter. Belongs to the splitter family and is mostly used against MAGA heads and people who well love some good coins
Watch out the Jew splitter is near and….oh no he found us stay quiet 🤫🤫
by The Splitter July 13, 2025
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Jew Work

The idea of hiring someone to do a job and they feel they should be compensated far more than what the job would commonly pay.
"Yo Larry cut my lawn for a 10 bone" Naw fuck that give me 50 homie" What the fuck? Yo I ain't asking for jew work.
by Huevo Izquierdo November 9, 2019
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