Thomas is a really good looking man. He is really good with chemistry and coming way to close to you and your desk. Thomas likes to look at your password and destroy students (not always sexually). He is divorced so you can come as often as you want to his office to „show him your homework“ (if you know what I mean. He always comes to late. But the time with him is still great. Furthermore he takes drugs with his bestie Christian. Everyone loves Thomas.
Student A: Have you seen a man wearing sunglasses in his classes?
Student B: Yes that must be Thomas Kaiser. He always uses the chemistry book where „Uli“ is written on the side.
Student B: Yes that must be Thomas Kaiser. He always uses the chemistry book where „Uli“ is written on the side.
by Tommy Party November 21, 2021

by DarlingKoreXo November 22, 2021

This person is really sweet at first sight but then becomes very mean, but everyone loves them and their perfect atmosphere anyways.
by Girlboss90218 August 18, 2022

Rad Brotte
by falconhehheheh June 14, 2022

AJ: Thomas Santillan III is waiting at least 10 years to make Thomas Santillan IV
Darrion: What! That’s Blasphemy!
Darrion: What! That’s Blasphemy!
by dation November 28, 2021

Thomas Zuccala is a perverted 70 year old guinea pig who lives in micronesia and has intercourse with bushes and chairs.
by AnonymousAAS13 October 26, 2022

Just major shlong like man’s must be packin
He automatically has 3 legs. Chicks dig him and he’s rlly hawt
He automatically has 3 legs. Chicks dig him and he’s rlly hawt
Thomas is packin D
by Tshnizzle February 16, 2022
