Thomas Jefferson

a SOUTHERN MOTHERFUCKING DEMOCRATIC REPUBLICAN. Literally obsessed with mac 'n cheese. A fabulous sassy bitch in love with France. Loves bullying Alexander Hamilton with his emo boyfriend, James Madison. Has beautiful hair

Thomas, that was a real noce declaration
-Alexander Hamilton flirting with Jefferson

Thomas Jefferson is P E R F E C T
-probably James Madison every time Jefferson shows up

by diggs.stan July 20, 2017

thomas chafin

A person that is successful and talented. Also comes from a long line of ancestors.

Man I wish my name was Thomas Chafin.

by Thomas Chafin October 3, 2016

Thomas

A particular rectangle in size, shape and hue.

Full name THOMAS-AT-23-6-12.

Thomas was alone. Wow. What a weird first thought to have.

by ThomasCreator November 25, 2019

smiling thomas

a commenter on gocomics who likes thomas the tank engine

Smiling Thomas is so cringe.

by smiling thomas June 14, 2022

Thomas

Thomas is a very cool kid though doesnt know how to fight properly and may try to bend your fingers back. He also owns fake hypebeast clothes and gadgets. Usually crush on people with not the cleanest hair in the world.

Person 1: "Did you see how he fought?"
Person 2: "Yeah i know right! He fights like his name is Thomas."

by RealFortniteNinja November 18, 2019

Thomas

DO NOT FRIEND A THOMAS. HES GAY. RUDE. UNLOYAL. UNTRUSTWORTHY. AND AN OVERALL ASSHOLE

"Thomas ruined my life"

by Willybae April 30, 2023

disciplining thomas

Code for male masturbation

My mom caught me disciplining thomas

by lavonasuccuboso May 31, 2011