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toms uncle

Toms uncle the largest pedo on the planet with an average consumtion of children around 17 per hour
by Frudentag February 13, 2018
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Drunk Uncle Who Lost a Game of Poker

Your uncle who went to a family gathering and lost a game of poker. Now he’s mad and punching people, throwing tables and chairs, and drinking mass amounts of alcohol.
I was around when my Drunk Uncle Who Lost a Game of Poker was rampaging through the living room.
by IAssasinatedJFK May 24, 2023
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uncle jon

A very serious and funny person.
Jerry start acting uncle Jon like!
by GreenDreamPurple101 May 7, 2018
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Uncle Marky mark

Hey make sure uncle marky mark makes these new electric trucks !
by Yesmamsir July 28, 2022
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Uncle Ben’s rice

Used to describe tasteless food
Capri-Sun’s “no added sugar” orange flavour is so bland, it’s like “Uncle Ben’s rice”.
by eef119 March 13, 2022
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Uncle Murdoch

A derogatory term for a person of colour who makes attempts to sell out their own culture for a Fox News gig
Hes such an Uncle Tom and sells out his culture

No he doesnt kiss the White Mans ass he just kisses Rupert Murdochs ass for TV gig

Hes an Uncle Murdoch
by JasonHammer September 10, 2022
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uncle bi

The worst insult in the history of insults. Worse then mom gay, dad lesbian, even grandpap a trap combined. *Cannot be deflected by no u*
1. Ur mom gay
2. Ur dad lesbian
1. Ur granny tranny
2. Ur grandpap a trap
1. Ur uncle bi
2. *Heavy panting* No...u
1. .....
2. *Obliterated by an explosion so massive it defies Elon Musk and kills Stephen Hawking
by Vangekillsvado May 10, 2018
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