Break and enter

Using any kind of force to open and enter a private dwelling without warremt regardless of possession of proper authority and pillaging retards homes

Break and enter is black and white on paper

by Cody5050 January 29, 2022

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Cut to Commercial Break

When you screw something up so badly in front of so many people, that you wish you were being pre-recorded on TV so you could ask the technical staff to literally "cut to commercial break." The cut to commercial break indicates that you have achieved an Xbox like screw up. If you were in a video game, the achievement "Worst thing you've done this year" would indicate below you on screen.

I had a savage, throbbing boner during my job interview yesterday. When I stood up, it kinked in my pants like a broken candy bar and I know the hiring manager saw it. I really wished I could have cut to commercial break. I could hear him telling his buddy I must be "fun sized" on the way out of the lobby.

by CPT Ron July 20, 2020

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Break

The complete opposite of the technical definition; the time period where teachers find it perfectly acceptable to assign giant heaps of homework. As if students have time to analyze every Shakespearean play, invent an entirely new mathematical equation, read chapters one through ninety for biology, and singlehandedly solving world hunger; a time of no rejuvenation.

"Students, make sure you read all four hundred sixty four pages of 'Wuthering Heights' and write a 10 page summary on the theme of the book. Oh, by the way, I hope you have a very relaxing winter break, and make sure you get enough sleep!"

by The Foster Growler September 28, 2015

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