blunder biscuits

A reward despite mistakes or poor performance that makes someone or something appear undeserving

I can’t believe management is still giving Kyle the best leads after he fumbled that corporate sale last week. It’s total blunder biscuits.

by SugarSmacks! July 19, 2023

fruity biscuit

When you have no Tea or Coffee and you need to dunk shitty biscuits, you just dunk it in your juice.

Ah just a couple of fruity biscuits and a cigarette

by Namronnoiminum October 14, 2020

Biscuit

Gun; another way of saying side piece. Side piece can also mean a secondary lover so you may see biscuit used in that sense as well. Comes from the fact that biscuits are side pieces to a meal.

Inspectah Deck on “Bring Da Ruckus”: “I rip it, hardcore like porno-flick bitches, I roll with groups of ghetto bastards with biscuits.”

by AlcZ November 3, 2022

slut biscuit

a sandwich consisting of two digestive biscuits with peanut butter and nutella as the filling. slut move so thus a slut biscuit

person 1: oooh i’m feeling like i need a biscuit right now bro
person 2: you look like you need a slut biscuit bro
person 1: what’s that bro
person 2: think biscuit then nutella then peanut butter then another biscuit bro
person 1: bro

by alpacaman February 8, 2022

Biscuit

Opposite of a cunt teacher who likes sushi.

That biscuit slept with the whole team.

by Eagle636 March 24, 2019

Shower biscuit

When you flush the toilet and the tub gurgles.

I flushed the toiled at our air bnb and because of the septic issues we ended up with a foul odor and shower biscuits.

by Benni302 February 15, 2021

wiener biscuit

when your wiener is slapped and slathered all over a biscuit. In which a Dino that has eaten your wiener biscuit is now vomiting up on parts of Auschwitz.

OWW a Dino has just nibbled off parts of my wiener biscuit

I will bite off your wiener biscuit as a form of self defense

by Tactical_beano May 7, 2017