Two Days Later

1.(N) A shitty emo band with zero testicles between all five members, who could not even value themselves enough to capitalize their own bands name. good job, Uhhh, you stupid, smelly, drunken, crying, asshole licker.
2.(Adj) Like an untalented group of people (5 or less) consisting of, but not limited to, connor, tom, dave, peter, and or keith.

3.(verb) To make a mockery of the audible compilation of instrumental devices sometimes called "music".

1.(N) "Man, i tried to go see Two Days Later and listening to it was like two dogs in a bathtub".
2.(Adj) "Holy crap, you untalented dutch oven lovers are very Two Days Later."
3.(Verb) Holy shit! Five yokos are tring to Tow Days Later the whole show! ass holes.

by Jacob, who's asking...asshole. April 7, 2010

Two Beer Queer

DEVLIN has two beers and is rolling on the floor laughing in his own shit

Devlin is such a two beer queer

by Harry Ballz November 4, 2006

the old one two

1. death 2. finality 3. farewell 4. termination 5. destruction 6. killing 7. elimination 8. the dumping of a mate, partner, etc. 9. often sudden defeat 10. disposal 11. riddence (often used with 'give' in all contexts)

I just gave my girlfiend the old one two by showing her the front door for good. I gave the burglar the old one two with my side-by-side shotgun and he will never invade my home again. The older boy gave his little brother the old one two in a fistfight.

by Jon64Bailey May 11, 2008

a buck two eighty

"a buck two eighty" means $3.80 because $1.00+$2.80=$3.80

my dad once asked me for "a buck two eighty" and i asked him how much that was and he said, "figure it out and tell me later"

by ricter70 December 27, 2010

two times tuesday

when a guy is fucking a girl and then pust on a strap on backwards and proceeds to fuck 2 girls on each side of him, but you can only do it on Tuesday

"Dude, i fucked your mom and your grandma in the Two Times Tuesday lastnight!"

by cody bloss October 25, 2007

my two cents

A bastardization of "My Two Bits"

The phrase to give ones opinion was orininally 'My Two Bits'... but has been incorrectly proliferated as 'My Two Cents.'

Person 1: "Thats is just my two cents"

Person 2: "You mean, 'My Two Bits' you moron... by misquoting the phrase, you illustrate just how stupid your opinion is anyways."

by Chris July 22, 2006

two eyed pirate

when haveing a 69 with the guy on bottom and befor the the guy has a chance to sqirt the gurl goes all in your eyes you cant see then you flip out jump up and stub your toe on the table then you hop around on one foot

i was eating this bitch and she two eyed pirate all in my face so i flipped and hit my toes off the table FUCK IT SUCKED

by JUSTIN MACLEOD October 10, 2005