matthew

hes a beautiful sweet guy who will never let you down he usually has red hair hes super skinny and he was stabed by his mom so his sister didnt get stabed so hes afraid of peircings hes kinda strong he gives the best hugs and if you have him you should keep him he will be the best thing that ever happens to you hes the coolest person ever and i miss him so much

luke:matthew i swear to god if you dont stop
matthew:what

by gothdaddy September 2, 2022

Matthew

A short midget that is very gay and no one loves him

Matthew is short and gay

by ojwefiwnefqfegrjth543r1 July 17, 2023

Matthew

Matthew, where do I even begin to explain Matthew. He’s a smart funny, kind hearted person. Is a nerd when it comes to basketball. Puts his mind to a goal and will achieve that goal. Strong, handsome, fun to talk too. Matthew's the type of person to make the whole room laugh with his jokes. Everyone loves Matthew. Just looking at him you’ll fall in love with his precious eyes. But overall just the most amazing person ever.

👤:Omg looks it’s Matthew😱!

Matthew: Hi

👤: *blushes*

by ana_g April 24, 2022

Matthew

A Canadian man with a micro who happens to also be a downie.

I would kill myself if I was a Matthew.

by illuminabi March 6, 2019

Matthew

A type of tuba player you would never want to be, they never play the correct notes and also, they never mark time or hit they never hit their dots in marching band their marching technique is horrible

Matthew is never, on his dot, he needs to stop being such a bad player and marcher

by Dark_Logic99 November 5, 2025

Matthew

People who buy $15 and never eat any of it

Bob:Wow he ate none of his chicken tenders
Jack:His name must be Matthew

by Chicken77778888 November 7, 2019

Matthew

Plays Fortnite everyday

Hi, my name is Matthew! I play Fortnite every day, do you too?

by Patricz October 14, 2022