Get the co-sister-in-lawmug. When there's a four-way stop sign intersection a quarter mile ahead of you with no cars in it, that suddenly has cars converging from all sides at the same as you, making it impossible to discern who's supposed to go, and making a hazardous situation.
I had a bad case of Murphy's Intersection Law driving home. No one knew who was supposed to go, and we all crashed into each other.
by Tbonerstalloner August 30, 2017
Get the Murphy's Intersection Lawmug. The "ticker" to the upper right corner of your Face Book screen that screams out every move you make to the whole Face Book world is known as the Mother-in-Law-Ticker. It scrolls your every move to those who know you and those you don't. Some people love it but most people hate it. It is called the MIL- Ticker because of it's striking similarity to the stereotypical Mother-In-Law (nosy, loud and rude).
"The Mother-in-Law Ticker robs me of any privacy I thought I had."
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"I love the Mother-in-Law Ticker because I am a voyeur."
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"The Mother-in-Law Ticker on Face Book is so annoying."
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"With the Mother-in-Law Ticker, you can see what everyone is doing at any moment of the day."
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"I love the Mother-in-Law Ticker because I am a voyeur."
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"The Mother-in-Law Ticker on Face Book is so annoying."
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"With the Mother-in-Law Ticker, you can see what everyone is doing at any moment of the day."
by BigMonky Monk December 6, 2011
Get the Mother-in-law Tickermug. A law in Japan that technically applies to everyone, but the local police only ticket SOFA members or Americans (those with a Y on their license plate). See also: Racism
Y: I thought it was illegal to park there.
A: Not if you're a local, that No Parking sign is just a Y-plate law.
A: Not if you're a local, that No Parking sign is just a Y-plate law.
by Tacitblu November 27, 2019
Get the Y-plate Lawmug. The granddaughter-in-law of one's spouse's sibling.
My co-grandniece-in-law is a good person.
by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019
Get the co-grandniece-in-lawmug. Spouse's half-brother or half-sister's husband.
My half-brother-in-law is a good person.
by Rwopazaq November 24, 2019
Get the half-brother-in-lawmug. "If you find yourself in a hole, your first course of action should be to stop digging." If you find yourself in a bad situation, stop doing something that is actively making it worse.
Dylan got himself into trouble with the cops. He didn't remember the first law of holes and started fighting with them.
by Intelligence001 July 23, 2019
Get the First Law of Holesmug.