A Christian is the unique, one in a million, kind of guy. He is usually very strong, and he works harder then any other guy you know. He is extremely brace and isn't afraid to take risks. A Christian is tough and can move through hard times and get around big obstacles. He will never quit on you, and he will always be by your side. He is the kind of person that you just have to respect when you meet it. Christians are extremely trustworthy and you can trust them with your life or your secrets. He is the best boyfriend you can get. When you are tired or sad, he will wrap you in his giant long arms and protect you. Because they pride themselves on being loyal and protective to the people they love. A Christian is usually handsome and tall, with a smile that will make you blush. He is the star of the football team, and makes every other guy jealous. He is the best type of guy.
by JCE14 April 12, 2017
Get the Christianmug. by bunga boi November 5, 2019
Get the Christianmug. A professional NPL 2 player who has scored 264 goals in the NPL and has gotten MOTM 37 times in his squad.
by BISS999 November 1, 2022
Get the Christian Clapsmug. By presupposing it's truth and then create a narrative that is parallel to the text and then accepting this adjacent narrative AS TRUTH... Regardless of what the text actually says.
Hym "And then what they do is believe the narrative that is constructed around the text... In spite of the FACT that it is a manifestation of their own mind. So, it doesn't matter WHAT YOU SAY... As long as the conclusion is that the religion is both true and good. And it looks something like this:
Dr. JeepJorp "Flabbity florbity flip flop! Everyone KNOWS that flabbity florbity flip flop and that = the Bible true and good!"
Sheeple "Hey! I'm everyone! You're right! I know that, I mean, come on. Do you think I don't know that flabbity florbity flip flop? Everyone know it!"
Hym "And that's how Christians read the Bible."
Dr. JeepJorp "Flabbity florbity flip flop! Everyone KNOWS that flabbity florbity flip flop and that = the Bible true and good!"
Sheeple "Hey! I'm everyone! You're right! I know that, I mean, come on. Do you think I don't know that flabbity florbity flip flop? Everyone know it!"
Hym "And that's how Christians read the Bible."
by Hym Iam June 14, 2024
Get the How Christians Read the Biblemug. A female who is extremely attractive, but also very religious. Wears a purity ring , but claims she's sexually frustrated . Lures men into a relationship only to convert them into fellow Bible Thumpers . Will always talk to you about religion in hopes of making you more religious/convert to Christianity. She will do things like make out and maybe an OTPHJ .
Stan: "Bro did you see that new chick Janet, she's fucking hot as shit, I'm gonna try to get at that !"
Lee: "Nah dude, bad idea"
Stan: "Why? She's a total 10"
Lee: " Dude, that chick is a Christian Siren"
Stan: "Oh, Fuck That"
Lee: "Nah dude, bad idea"
Stan: "Why? She's a total 10"
Lee: " Dude, that chick is a Christian Siren"
Stan: "Oh, Fuck That"
by Dr.Vadgers September 20, 2015
Get the Christian Sirenmug.