russian mushrooms

A band of friends from Alabama who pulled names out of a hat…yeah it’s really stupid but the people in the band enjoy having each other. One plays guitar. Another plays bass and is the lead singer. Last but not least the clarinetist.

Have you heard of the Russian mushrooms?

by He/she/they/them/ple/ase/date June 30, 2021

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Canned White Russian

When you invite a Russian man over to have sex with your wife and then you drink his cum out of her asshole afterwards.

Friend: Did I see Igor, that Russian guy from the gym, coming out of your house this morning?
Me: Yeah, I invited him over for a Canned White Russian last night.

by Onskeigh November 29, 2024

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Russian

Titjob.

Usually referred to as: The Russian.

I’m not in the mood to go out today.

*she gets down on her knees*

A Russian isn’t going to change that!

Are you sure?

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by Mrbigglesworth123456 December 3, 2023

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Russian icicle

The act of sitting upside down, ass towards the sky under usually the edge of one’s roof, and waiting for an icicle to fall and mercilessly penetrate your asshole. When the Russian icicle falls, if done perfectly, will land directly in your rectum.

Me and John will be waiting for Russian Icicles later today.

by Jimothy Tingles March 15, 2024

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Russian Raspberry

The alias for a woman working in tech who just found out that Russia is the largest grower and distributor of raspberries in the world. She may also have owned it currently own a raspberry beret, further driving home the moniker.

Russian Raspberry is typing.

I am Russian Raspberry.

You are to address me a Russian Raspberry, henceforth.

Did you invite Russian Raspberry to the meeting?

by Russianraspberry January 28, 2022

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