Side Knot

When the knot on your shoe is tied to the side because of sitting with your one leg bent onto the other leg in order to tie your shoe, instead of bending over.

-"Man, I was too lazy this morning to bend over and tie my shoe."

-"I can tell, you have a Side Knot."

by jaminjason November 20, 2011

side stitch

When fat people run their side, Normally in the ribcage area is in the most extreme pain anyone has ever felt. Some would say worse than pregnancy.

Gurtrude: I have a side stitch.
John: Fat ass

by Dingleberry Cutter May 21, 2024

Spotify and Side Hug

A sad step below "Netflix and Chill", it's what you would do with some "bitch ass punk" you don't want to actually hang out with, let alone have sex with.

Guy: "Hey how about we go back to my place and we Netflix and Chill?"
Girl: "Ummm... How about we just "Spotify and Side Hug instead?"

by Mo sucks ass July 8, 2016

Side Bride

A poor soul who simply found their person too late.

So cheering you on, respectfully from the sidelines, will just have to do.

🫰🏻

Woe, the agony, that is the side bride’s.

by Titse rácina… December 30, 2023

Sides o'er your back

It is an old irish saying meaning to be fed well enough to become fat. Ex: Your sides are fat enough to cover your backbone.

Man: Aye lad, have ye got your sides o'er your back yet?
Boy: Yes sir I have eaten my fill.

by Veritazium May 5, 2021

bird with the buttah on the flip side

Crazy, bald headed hawaiians who are still in the closet use this phrase when they want to order up hot man sex with lots of lube.

Ease back, Jack and give me da bird with the buttah on the flip side

by christian pineapply dp April 22, 2011

Pickles on the Side

When a pansexual propositions a transitioning male-to-female and requests that they abstain from penetration until specifically requested during the sexual acts.

Some like to call it ‘when Harry met Sally’, but in Texas we call it Pickles on the Side’

by All Bets Hedged February 4, 2021