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slingshot sock

The act of filling a white, tube-sock with as much cum as possible, whirling and twirling it like a lasso over your head, and releasing its contents over an excited, or unsuspecting person's face.
The other night my slutty girlfriend turned to me and said, "I'm tired of getting facialized. Tonight I want the slingshot sock." Astounded and wide-eyed, I stammered, "of course!"

Later that evening, while soaking in a pool of vajamba juice, I fucked my girlfriend up until the point of cumming, pulled out, and filled my old tube-sock with man-goo. Whooping and shouting in a frenzy, I twirled the sock and saw cum splatter over my gf's hungry, open mouth.
by denalipark227 April 22, 2010
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Sock Birthday

when you suddenly get way more socks than you thought was possible
dude 1: whered u get all those socks?
dude 2: had my sock birthday yesterday!
by socksrocksocksrock March 21, 2010
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sock-boxing

1.) v. To stare blankly without letting anything enter your mind. 2.) v. defragging the brain.
Dan was so bored he didn't even pretend to listen. He was just sitting there sock-boxing while I was telling the story about my grandmother's new cat...
by megb713 March 22, 2010
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Purple Sock Mutt

A commonly known dirty or "skanky" woman who takes immense pleasure in anal penetration.
Well that's our town's nastiest purple sock mutt!
by Brewha December 31, 2009
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sock glove

to unintentionaly prevent someone from getting laid
that fag is a sock glove
by iusedtolikepoptarts January 17, 2010
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sock mountain

by s33 June 4, 2009
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Tight Sock

slang for condom which has been spunked in
I'd like to force a tight sock on your head
by isotype January 13, 2011
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