Reverse Santa Claus

The exact opposite of Santa Claus. He is rumored to live in Antarctica with a troup of midget gypsies and every Christmas eve he flies his magical moose-drawn Volkswagen Beatle to the homes of all the naughty children. He quietly breaks in through the front door and steals all the presents from under the Christmas tree, which he then sells on eBay to fund his drinking and online poker habits.

1>Hey dude what did you get for Christmas?!

2>F*cking nothing! Reverse Santa Claus broke into my house again and stole everything! He even shot my cat!

1>That f*cking sucks man.

2>He even took a shit in my microwave and set it to 99 minutes and 99 seconds!

by Kris Krang-ang-le May 9, 2013

reverse bel air

Now, this is a story all about how

my life got flipped-turned upside down

and I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there,

I'll tell you how to define a reverse Bel Air.

A reverse Bel Air is when you

start a conversion, but you use
the lyrics from the theme of a song beyond compare
the theme song to the show fresh prince of Bel Air

Now this is a story all about how my life got filliped-turned upside down and I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there I'll tell you how I added music to an urban dictionary definition for reverse bel air but fail it in the example

by 1!2" April 5, 2015

Reverse dolphin stratle

When someone would be raped by a dolphin or a person dressed like a dolphin in the water from behind. Just when the dolphin thinks he has the drop on the victim he preforms a reach around and fucks the dolphin until death. The victim still tired from his amazing triumph must then eat the jizz covered dolphin remains to have strength in order to survive.

The Reverse dolphin stratle sounds brave.

by Randy's candy July 6, 2019

The Reverse Stomach Pump

The Reverse Stomach Pump is a sexual act that two people take part in. One person shoves a hose up the other persons ass, then the hose is turned on. Once their rectum or whole intestine track is filled, the person who now has water inside them voids it from their body. Either onto the other participant or their clothing from them to put on later.

"I'd give an arm and a leg to see Martha Stewart and The 1960s Robbin from Batman do the Reverse Stomach Pump!"
"Brian that's not how you are supposed to start conversations with your dying grandmother..."

by God didn't mean to create me October 30, 2017

Reverse Milk Delivery

When a girl is giving head to a guy and when he finishes in her mouth the girl pretends to swallow. The girl then leans in for a kiss and when they kiss she dumps his load in his mouth.

A girl was giving me head and when I finished and she wanted a kiss I knew I was going to get a reverse milk delivery.

by Milk Delivery Man September 6, 2016

Reverse Role Model

The exact opposite of a role model. A person that does virtually everything wrong and is the person you aspire NOT to be in life. A clusterfuck and a loser of epic proportions. If you do the opposite of everything this person does, you will be much better off.

Andy: What the actual fuck is Brett's problem? Why is he the way that he is?

Paul: Brett's what you call a "reverse role model". He lies, he cheats, he steals, he's ugly as sin. He's just a general piece of shit. Stay away from him because he will fuck you over when given the opportunity.

Andy: And I thought my middling 9-to-5 wagie life sucked. At least I'm not that guy.

by NippleFish666 February 15, 2023

Reverse Momma Bird

When a partner puts a hard food (ex. Baby Carrot, Seeds, clams, Etc) in their mouth and puts their lip to another’s anus. They then proceed to propel the food item into the rectum providing anal pleasures to the receiver.

Tiffany put the grapes in her nightstand, planning to have a fun night of reverse momma birding with Steve.

by EternalEmailingSystem January 13, 2021