The exact opposite of Santa Claus. He is rumored to live in Antarctica with a troup of midget gypsies and every Christmas eve he flies his magical moose-drawn Volkswagen Beatle to the homes of all the naughty children. He quietly breaks in through the front door and steals all the presents from under the Christmas tree, which he then sells on eBay to fund his drinking and online poker habits.
1>Hey dude what did you get for Christmas?!
2>F*cking nothing! Reverse Santa Claus broke into my house again and stole everything! He even shot my cat!
1>That f*cking sucks man.
2>He even took a shit in my microwave and set it to 99 minutes and 99 seconds!
2>F*cking nothing! Reverse Santa Claus broke into my house again and stole everything! He even shot my cat!
1>That f*cking sucks man.
2>He even took a shit in my microwave and set it to 99 minutes and 99 seconds!
by Kris Krang-ang-le May 09, 2013
When a girl is giving head to a guy and when he finishes in her mouth the girl pretends to swallow. The girl then leans in for a kiss and when they kiss she dumps his load in his mouth.
A girl was giving me head and when I finished and she wanted a kiss I knew I was going to get a reverse milk delivery.
by Milk Delivery Man September 06, 2016
When a partner puts a hard food (ex. Baby Carrot, Seeds, clams, Etc) in their mouth and puts their lip to another’s anus. They then proceed to propel the food item into the rectum providing anal pleasures to the receiver.
Tiffany put the grapes in her nightstand, planning to have a fun night of reverse momma birding with Steve.
by EternalEmailingSystem January 14, 2021
When a man craps on a woman’s face, proceeding to sit on the face rubbing his behind back and forth on the face until the woman has turned from white to brown.
by SlimJesus03 December 21, 2020
I love it when my girl sucks my dick will she fucks me in the ass with her dildo.
I beg her for the reverse rusty trombone
I beg her for the reverse rusty trombone
by slimbeau April 21, 2017
The Reverse Stomach Pump is a sexual act that two people take part in. One person shoves a hose up the other persons ass, then the hose is turned on. Once their rectum or whole intestine track is filled, the person who now has water inside them voids it from their body. Either onto the other participant or their clothing from them to put on later.
"I'd give an arm and a leg to see Martha Stewart and The 1960s Robbin from Batman do the Reverse Stomach Pump!"
"Brian that's not how you are supposed to start conversations with your dying grandmother..."
"Brian that's not how you are supposed to start conversations with your dying grandmother..."
by God didn't mean to create me October 31, 2017
When you subject your partner to extremely degrading and disrespectful dirty talk while wearing a fake mustache.
by Bane Lowmax September 21, 2021