The violent thoughts and feelings you get when a Parent pulls the covers off of you in the morning hoping to wake you up. Most commonly used by Mothers on school days.
Billy - Dude my Mom gave me the worst case of Blanket Rage today. I almost got up and head butted her in the fucking teeth.
John - Bro! My older brother is in Prison for murdering our Mother cause of Blanket Rage!
John - Bro! My older brother is in Prison for murdering our Mother cause of Blanket Rage!
by TerriblyAwkward August 24, 2011
Get the Blanket Rage mug.When you are extremely perturbed and exacerbated of hope the only cure is to masturbate with the rage of 1000 suns. A rage rub is the act of angrily jerking a phallus, and can be both by given or received. Also known as to madsturbate.
Dylan: Goddammit I’m so fucking angry!
Becky: Is there anything I can do to help?
Dylan: Yeah. Why don’t you come over here and give me a dangerous rage rub.
Becky: Is there anything I can do to help?
Dylan: Yeah. Why don’t you come over here and give me a dangerous rage rub.
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“She said merit mattered more than identity and triggered full-blown Doctrine Rage in the comments.”
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