Animal League of People Dodging

The league in which every animal takes part in and often results in death from trying to dodge cars.

Each year they have a memorial day February 16th for all the animals who have died partaking in people dodging.

The acronym is ALPD.

Geoff: I ran over a squirrel today.

Barry: Well, he must of been taking part in the Animal League of People Dodging.

by someone thought of you October 29, 2010

Throw Short People Year

For the rest of 2021, you can throw any person under 5’6 as much as you want. No permission required.

It’s Throw Short People Year, let’s hunt those Oompa Loompas and throw them.

by TheMagnifikle October 27, 2021

people are just fucking stupid

Damn poor u 😔

I can’t say nothin here soooooo.....people are just fucking stupid so I can even POST THIS 🙄

by PotatoQueenAA December 5, 2020

White Peoples Oasis (WPO)

A public place that is almost exclusively used by white people. Typically an nice park, trail or recreational facility that is mostly unknown to people of color.

My friends and I came across a White Peoples Oasis (WPO) last week while visiting the mountains.

by anonymous September 22, 2021

kick annoying people day

On December 1st kick people who annoy you. You have full permission to kick or even bite them.

Tomorrow is kick annoying people day get ready.

by Jaguar howdy November 25, 2021

people with the middle name grace

people with the middle name grace are... special. They are always the people in the friend group that give off that ' crackhead energy' (you know what I'm talking about). whether they're rolling on the floor ripping up tiny pieces of newspaper and screaming about their wooden dick, pissing themselves with laughter about a picture of a tiny green man in your german classroom or if they are spilling an entire box or hairbos and then running into a busy road to say hello to the druggies while piss drunk at a party, they are always a good laugh... for ten minutes until u hate then and resort to smacking them with a pencil pot

classmate: damn does Iona normally sit on the floor cutting up tiny pieces of cardboard during the lesson.
me: yeh she always does that. her middle name is iona
classmate: OMG THIS LITERALLY MAKES SO MUCH SENSE. SHES AN IONA? SO THATS WHY SHE IS SUCH A CRACKHEAD
me: yeh people with the middle name grace are just like this

by Lolzarefun November 26, 2019

The fantastic people's republic of awesome

A micronation on the continent of Australia with a population of about thirty people. At one point tobacco and plastic bags were illegal, but later decided the ban was unconstitutional. Their motto is,"If it's fun then it's legal, unless it is infriging on someone else's right to do so, in which it to illegal." They are considering selling titles such as baron and baroness to gain revenue. The micronation Sealand also sells titles.

The Fantastic People's Republic of Awesome is daaaaaaank

by Tippycano August 2, 2016