like old people fuck

Descriptive phrase. Usually used after a noun and verb.

Compares what someone or something is doing (or has done) to the speed and style of elderly people having sexual intercourse.

Ex: Damn it, John. You run like old people fuck! Hurry up!

by Les Mots September 17, 2023

kick annoying people day

On December 1st kick people who annoy you. You have full permission to kick or even bite them.

Tomorrow is kick annoying people day get ready.

by Jaguar howdy November 25, 2021

people are just fucking stupid

Damn poor u 😔

I can’t say nothin here soooooo.....people are just fucking stupid so I can even POST THIS 🙄

by PotatoQueenAA December 5, 2020

Roast sensitive people day

Do you have that one sensitive friend that annoys you the fuck out, today you can roast them for the whole entire day 💞

“Your so annoying”

“Why did you say that”
“BECAUSE ITS ROAST SENSITIVE PEOPLE DAY”

by Allieinit April 25, 2021

National Single People Day

if your single, August 3rd is YOUR day

"Happy National Single People Day, my new favorite day"

by yomommapoopiebaka August 2, 2022

Annoy tall people day

Annoy all your tall friends no matter what it takes!

“Eyo, yk what days today?!”

“Annoy tall people dayyy”

by Trixxy72 September 21, 2022

Punch tall people month

fuck you this is my retaliation you stupid tall cunts
watch out all october every day im going to punch you in the arm or the teeth depending on how i feel about you

it is punch tall people month, time to punch paul

by ConfusionTrix October 2, 2022