hard shiny plastic

party girls that cant resist the hot boy, and rely on each other when all else fails. theres more to us then youll ever know. were emos, and were bitches. wed rather eat then actually be skinny. we like to save planes and ride air men. we love boys, but know they'll break our hearts. we love life and wouldnt trade these nights we wont remember with friends we'll never forget for ANYTHING.

The definition of hard shiny plastic is emily and kim, and you like it.

by emily April 12, 2005

hard lickin' pussy eatin'

To infer as one's job the task of bringing a woman to an eternal orgasm and then sipping her fluids with a straw.

That was some fish tasting hard lickin' pussy eatin'.

by Mike Hunt February 27, 2004

horny sluts scissoring hard

When a sleezy ankless guy gets hot and ejaculates from watching young ladies thrust themselves and there genitals together in a grotesque manner.

Jason needs to get it in so he watches "horny sluts scissoring hard"

by worstnightmares August 17, 2012

i want hard sex

when you want hard sex

im home i want hard sex with you you little cumslut

by verypogchamp August 31, 2021

Hard serve ice cream

Right before you cum, simply grip your dick as hard as you can to stop the sexplosion. After a few seconds release your grip so that the massive cumload speeds toward your partner's face. The tricky part of completing the hard serve ice cream is to slap your hardened ejaculating dick into the pools of cum right as they hit your partner's face. Mostly used during hot gay man sex.

Richard was being such a bitch that I gave him the old hard serve ice cream right on his cheek.

by DiscGolfDude May 23, 2016

suck it easy or lick it hard

When you ask someone this question they have a hard decision: to lick it hard or suck it easy? HMMM...

A: Hey B i got a question for you
B: What?
A: Given the choice would you suck it easy or lick it hard?
B: Umm... lick it hard... oh no... umm... suck it easy?... ummm... uhhh... yeahh...

by BCJ May 06, 2006

Go Hard in the Motherfucking Paint

To pile at least 4 people into a basement bathroom, then proceed to smoke copious amounts of Marijuana using a vaporizer with the door closed, the fan on, the lights off, a strobe light flashing, and rave music plays on a nearby boombox/ghetto blaster.

Maria: "Hey, did you guys go hard in the motherfucking paint last weekend?"

Colin: "No, we couldn't. Nobody had a free bathroom for the night."

by SpudHawk March 27, 2012