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Nigger limit

A unit of measurement to describe the amount of stupidity, laziness, rudeness and ignorance you can put up with before killing everything around you. Usually caused by frequent run ins with lazy, self-absorbed niggers being in the way of the rest of us with jobs and places to be.
Today has been one helluva day...and you are pushing my nigger limit.
by Hellbilly69 July 22, 2014
mugGet the Nigger limitmug.

Nigger Peninsula

A word that your friend may say if he/she seems bored, and wants to start a conversation. Simply respond with "mom, mom, niggermom." and you'll be on your way to a safe conversation.
"You've entered the Nigger Peninsula Please provide us with the Following: 1~Nickname 2~ Nick-date of birth 3~Say Nigger"
by DaddyGiraffe November 4, 2017
mugGet the Nigger Peninsulamug.

nigger shopping

While in a store or gas station, a member of the family (usually a the mother or father) will stand in line or sometimes even at the counter. Meanwhile, the rest of the family (usually the children) will run around the store and find petty things they want their parents to purchase (i.e. candy, hannah montana pencils, slim jims etc.). In most cases, the parent doesn't know how to tell his/her kids NO and the kids end up trading out what they want 50 times which holds up the entire line and completely confuses the cashier.
John and Tom walk into the gas station to get a soda. When they get in line, there is a woman at the register with a pile of goodies. The woman's kids are running around the store finding more goodies and putting them on the counter.

Woman to her kids> "Now you can get this or this, you can't have both. Go put one back or trade this one for that"

John to Tom> "Dude what the fuck is the hold up?"

Tom to John> "Some woman is nigger shopping with her kids."
by someguywhogotpissedoffoneday August 16, 2008
mugGet the nigger shoppingmug.

night nigger

When someone is so black, that you wouldn't be able to see them if it was dark.
Boy: Why is my tv floating?

Girl: Calm down. It's probably just that fucking night nigger again. Just turn on the lights and get the tazer.
by The Cool(est) Kid January 13, 2009
mugGet the night niggermug.

Sand nigger

a sand nigger can be used to address anyone of middle eastern descent. they can usually be found in your local gas station or blowing up buildings. they drive shitty little vans that are reffered as to bindi vans which can carry a towns whole supply of nuclear explosives and/or other sand niggers
Catlin, you're a sand nigger, suck a dick.
by Moomoocho May 13, 2013
mugGet the Sand niggermug.

nigger fried

1. to dip in batter and fry like chicken.

2. to burn something black (as a nigger) or beyond recognition.
1. Holy shit dude I just ate a basket of nigger fried steak; its the best thing I've eaten all week!

2. Did you see the neighbors house after their Christmas tree caught fire?

Fuck yes! Straight up nigger fried suburbia!
by steaknfries June 3, 2012
mugGet the nigger friedmug.

Burger Nigger

A citizen of the USA. Similar to "Sand Nigger".
"Jeff thinks we should privatize our healthcare."
"That's expected - he comes from a long line of burger niggers."
by TwoPairSux October 4, 2007
mugGet the Burger Niggermug.

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