Quality Male

The sort of male you won't find in a local bar in, say, Michigan.

When Posh Spice is not playing her xylobone, she is out shopping for quality males at the piggly wiggly.

by daveid42 July 28, 2012

shadow male

someone sneaky, sly and drop dead gorgeous .if you have a shadow around they'll never leave you alone and will stalk you which is good because if you become lovers a shadow will always look after you and do what you say ... but will also cheat on you.

jane: did you see shadow anywhere last night?
lucy: yeah
jane: shadow male is cheating on me that sneaky sly and drop dead gorgeous guy never leaves me alone and stalks me but sleeps with another girl!
jane: really where did he say where he was going ?
lucy: yeah he said to the condomn that he was going in
jane: where!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lucy: kitty cat

by atrix January 2, 2015

mysterious male

Reuben

Reuben, a very interesting crooner more commonly described as a 'mysterious male'

by hellogreenbanana December 23, 2015

Motorboat Magee

Motorboat Magee is the name you call your partner when playing lighthouse in the bath tub

Yes honey you have to wear the captains hat and answer to Motorboat Magee

by Christian Ellis September 21, 2016

jamie magee

Womanizing bigot who loves to play victim

Synonym

Narcissist

I can't believed i trusted jamie magee

by JCSmalls December 22, 2016

Malign male hyperplasia

When a male ego gets to big. When he inhibits himself by having the need to be the greatest in everything when he picks a partner. When he wants to be smarter, taller and earn more money than his lady even though he would have the chance to increase survival of his offspring by doing the opposite.

Man, that dude just turned down that extraordinary lady.

Yeah, she is a medical dr and also taller than him.

Yeah, he prefers to carry the economical burden and be the bigger man by himself. She asked me if he didn't like him and i answered her that probably the dude is just suffering from, malign male hyperplasia.

by Louise Berglund January 19, 2017

Fuh-male

A better female or also known as a fake female/trap/trans.

I'm a fuh-male

by Bakagun July 13, 2017