An idiot who thinks Metallica is the best metal band ever, who's politics change like a babies underwear and purchases metal paraphernalia to justify his existence.
What a douche metal dork, everything is metal or nothing. Secretly rubs his Hulk Hogan WWF action figure inappropriately on very appropriate areas.
by Powdered Douche Nut July 9, 2025
Get the Douche Metal Dork mug.The entity talking in certain Iced Earth songs like "Melancholy" (legendary btw.), and creeping into many other supposedly purely "metal" acts.
by felixh July 2, 2016
Get the Metal Jesus mug.An actually amazing type of music that takes an immense amount of skill to pull off. Instruments are hard to learn, and so is singing and screaming. Just imagine having to scream like that at a show, for hours. Maybe you could do it for a second, but not for hours, because it takes TALENT. It also most of the time does not use autotune, like most shitty rappers today. Rap is pretty good, but not the shit today.
Did you know that being a Heavy Metal singer and/or musician actually takes talent and is really hard? Bet you didn't because you think that using autotune and mumbling into a microphone takes talent, and think that all metal is screaming and that people that listen to it are just edgy kids. Just because YOU are part of the majority of people that enjoy shitty autotune mumbling, doesn't mean metal is bad.
by M4GG0T December 2, 2020
Get the Heavy Metal mug.A Metal Nazi is more often a guy than a girl, cause some girls listen to pop songs straight away. Metal guys.. more commonly known as Metal Nazis do not listen to pop songs straight away.. they are more commonly known for listening to metal covers OF certain pop songs.
A: "That pop song is quite ok"
B(Metal Nazi);"Pop isn't good for your ears"
B**Listens to metal covers of Katy Perry's songs**
B(Metal Nazi);"Pop isn't good for your ears"
B**Listens to metal covers of Katy Perry's songs**
by OSXman May 29, 2017
Get the metal nazi mug.A douche wearing a leather jacket that says the safety is always off on his gun (even though he’s never shot anybody), drives a red corvette that only dicks drive while blasting the same song all the time, and tries to cut in line when you’re trying to buy smokes.
*Cyrus cuts Ricky in line*
Ricky: “Uh, I was here first there bud”
Cyrus: “obviously you don’t know who the fuck I am. Name’s Cyrus, and I don’t give a fuck who you are.”
Ricky: ”you better chill out there, heavy metal dick.
Ricky: “Uh, I was here first there bud”
Cyrus: “obviously you don’t know who the fuck I am. Name’s Cyrus, and I don’t give a fuck who you are.”
Ricky: ”you better chill out there, heavy metal dick.
by Stan A. Veuf April 23, 2025
Get the Heavy Metal Dick mug.Whilst listening to in headphones full blast the heavy metal band "dark funeral" you must insert a pair of drum sticks up your bumhole and stack donuts on your dick, whilst whistling the tune to "who wants to be a millionaire simultaneously machine gunning your ass looking into the eyes of a kidnapped victim you earlier abducted during the day, forcing them to watch you climax.
Myles proceeded to force his victim to watch him as he started "heavy metal frogging" himself, they watch for over three hours!
by 666blxck October 22, 2023
Get the HEAVY METAL FROGGING mug.In reference to the movie Full Metal Jacket, Full Metal Tappin' involves an individual 'Taking a Blinker' off an empty cartridge or disposable, absolutely frying the user's esophagus and leaving a burnt charcoal taste stuck in their mouth.
Darius: yo whatchu got trav smokin on that shi smell like boof
Donte: Naw iss jus burnt as fuck he Full Metal Tappin' the jawn
Darius: Ah hell naw get this nigga a respirator XD
Donte: Naw iss jus burnt as fuck he Full Metal Tappin' the jawn
Darius: Ah hell naw get this nigga a respirator XD
by SPButters November 2, 2023
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