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Little Friend with Benefits

The outlandish notion that you can be friends with your own dick.
"Yo, bitch. I bet you didn't know that my dick's so big that I've got a little friend with benefits."

"Ever since I've started gymnastics, I've gained a little friend with benefits."

"I've got a little friend with benefits that spots me when I do yoga. I'd never be able to perform the leaning mushroom without them."
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My Little Jazzy

The flyest girl one will ever come across. She is sweet and has the cutest giggle ever. She is gorgeous even on her worst days. Her smile lights up the darkest room ever known to mankind. Her heart is made of gold.She is more infectious than covid 19 and her milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

Synonymous: hot stuff, mamita, mamas, my dear, Shakira
Example:There is something about My Little Jazzy that is mesmerizing.

Example: Every mom wants their son to find someone like My Little Jazzy.
by Willie Simple October 15, 2021
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little meat package

barbra: have you ever been excited before? ://
joe: yes, and my little meat package wasn't so little afterwards
by porkiies February 2, 2020
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You little shit

the way to correctly address a friend in late 2010. may be used instead of 'dude', 'man', or 'mate'. May be considered disrespectful to people not on a first name basis or higher authorities. Not intended to be disrespectful when addressing a friend.
Hey, you little shit, here's your pencil I borrowed.
by His royal electedness November 7, 2010
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funky little titties

Titties on a woman who looks like she should have knockers, but doesn't. One points east and one points south, or vice versa. There is usually a weird gap between them, and women with funky little titties always wear low cut shirts to accentuate said gap.
"Dude, Rachael Ray needs implants, she has funky little titties."
by Leoness8178 July 19, 2007
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cheeky little bastard

A bitch who talks back to you
Person 1: you look pretty
Person 2: aw you look pretty too. PRETTY ANNOYING
person 1: you cheeky little bastard

Mom: do this dishes
Me: no
Mom: stop being a cheeky little bastard and do the fucking dishes before I cut you

Caesar Flickerman: don't make me promise you I won't cry
Katniss: you know I wouldn't believe you even if you did
Caesar: the girl on fire is cheeky!! a cheeky little bastard
by Cheekylittlebastard November 30, 2013
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Little Miss Sunshine It

This term was coined after watching the movie Little Miss Sunshine and is used to describe having to push or roll start your manual transmission vehicle to get the engine started.
Ami: Oh my god. Frikking battery has died again!

Trav: Well we have two options. We can call RACQ or we can Little Miss Sunshine it!

Ami: I don't have an hour to wait for a jumpstart. Let's Little Miss Sunshine it!
by amicee03 June 23, 2007
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