stalker light

A public light source like a street light or floodlights that turn off as you walk by them, instead of turning on like they are supposed to.

Drunk chick: "Hey I'm going home."
Helpful friend: "Make sure to take Main Street because there's that stalker light in the quad."

by bennthewolfe October 23, 2015

Lass-lighting

A phenomenon where a self righteous partner uses the latest popular buzz words to discredit their partner and discourage any form of disagreement with them as it will make them a gaslighter, manipulator, etc. In short, just another way partners can tell everyone how they’re such great partners, and that the other person is magically always the problem.

My girlfriend has been sending me articles about “how to stop gaslighting”, I can’t even disagree with what she says anymore because shes always Lass-lighting me and running off to bad mouth me to her friends.

by 2Cool2BFoold November 4, 2022

Eye-Lighting

When one attempts to emphasize their statement by physically raising their eyebrows while simultaneously widening their eyes.

Joel is eye-lighting again, he must be serious.

by NROBBI19 June 11, 2018

Head lights are on

When an individual’s nips are hard or poking

Girl one: hey ur head lights are on
Girl two:oh my gosh thank you ,do you have a jacket I can borrow?
Girl one:yeah of course!!
Girl two:thank you

by Hotmomzrockmyworld February 21, 2023

Keurig blue light special

A phenomena that occurs 2 times a day: morning and afternoon. When crawling to the coffee machine in a desperate need of caffeine, popping in the Keurig coffee pod, watching with anticipation the machine warming up, and to your horror the bright blue light pops on, thus signaling the realization the asshole who last used it didn’t refill the water container.

Joanie shuffled into the kitchen at 6am to get her much needed cup of coffee, and waited the requisite 45 seconds while the Keurig machine warmed up. Then the dreaded blue light appeared. In middle class society, Joanie was afflicted with what has become known as the Keurig blue light special.

by Grant Rampus September 7, 2019

Brown light

Means shut the fuck up and slow the fuck down

Stop at the brown light

by TacoboyFTW August 10, 2021

Mississippi street light

A burning cross

Steve woke up to find a Mississippi street light on his lawn.

by PollosHermanos April 7, 2017