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swift kicks in the nuts

When a girl uses her leg to absolutely pulverize a guys most precious organs multiple times in a row, in rapid succession. Always results in the boy falling to the ground holding on for dear life to his poor broken balls and screaming for mercy.
John was being a dick so Amy gave him some swift kicks in the nuts as hard as she could. He screamed and fell down holding his now broken nuts and tried to salvage whatever he could. Needless to say he stopped complaining and never had any kids.
by AnonymousEgo435 July 22, 2024
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Kick in the cunt

Receiving a low pay check after working 80 hours a week
Mitch: You sold all those homes, you must be cashed-up now, right?
Justin: No, you'd be surprised, I work 80 hours a week and all I got was a kick in the cunt.
by Mooooch February 27, 2021
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One more kick at the cat

When you feel that desperate need to just hammer back that one last thing before your suppose to stop it forever.
Wife: “Your a fucking piss tank! Your fucking drunk right now! You piece of shit! You better stop your drinking or I’m going to leave!”

Degenerate husband: (grabs full 26oz of Smirnoff vodka from liquor cabinet)

“Ya ya ya, one more kick at the cat”

(Diesels half the 26oz of vodka)
by Reyzor December 18, 2019
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perma-kick

Perma-kick is an alternative way of saying permaban. It is used strictly on teamspeak and the phrase can be heard when a player is about to be banned from the server.
David: Alright that's enough I've had it with your bullshit Andy, I'm going to perma-kick you.
Andy: Oh shit dude please don't!
Ryan: Guys look Andy is about to get perma-kicked!
by Scythori June 14, 2016
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Crip Kick

A crip kick is where you stomp a bitches face in and crip walk on that hoe
Bitch if you don’t the the fuck outta here imma crip kick yo bitch ass
by cribo6 February 19, 2020
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kick

Adj; used to describe something awesome when you're in company with people who wouldn't appreciate the term kick-ass. Often used with the word totally in front of it.
1) This party is going to be so kick!
2) Allison is so totally kick.
by Josephine Goldfinch December 21, 2010
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