Jacob

jacob is a pathetic dick wad who gets emotionally attached way to quick and blames a his suicidal tendencies on you‼︎

man i hate jacob.

by rainbowkittensurprise November 2, 2019

Jacob B

A Jacob Bourne is someone who loves Charlies and sucks their tits.

Jacob B: Are you a Charlie cause i wanna suck your tits.

by jacobs like charlies November 3, 2019

Jacob Watson

Jacob Watson otherwise called the greatest boomer is a interesting man. Although, a smart and intelligent man, he has questionable dating choices. Jacob Watson is usually playing fortnite with his friends or Houseparty with his friends. Boomer is always working hard (that’s what she said) to help his friends. Boomer also loves having alone time with another boomer named Hayden winter. They both use the app tiktok.

Person 1: Do you know Jacob Watson?
Person 2: The boomer? Of course, he has had some interesting dating choices though.

by young gen c November 3, 2019

Jacob

the most craziest furry ever hits girls alwaysm watching, gay furry porn and always brings food.

you:did you know jacob watches gay furry porn
jacob:NO U

by /?/?/? November 4, 2019

Jacob

The most retarded person that you will ever meet

Yeah I think he’s been around jacob too much

by Boiiiapril20.2069 November 4, 2019

Jacob

Very sexy boy, loves women, will pound pussy hard, loves to be romance, if you not Jacob girlfriend then you gay, love Jacob, because Jacob does not love you.

Omg Jacob has such a big cock

by ThatGirlInYoMathClass November 30, 2020

Jacob

A being who is made out of pure light and yet is shrouded in darkness. He wanders the Earth looking for his lost love, and is currently residing in the cold desolate place known as Wisconsin.

Jacob please spare us from your fiery wrath.

by Paypayufo December 4, 2020