by Zeratul4324 June 5, 2005
Get the John Kerry mug.When you stop start (edging) and then some of your own semen enters your mouth by accident upon ejaculation.
Jacob: "So guys i was stop starting last night and some jizz got in my mouth!"
Adrian: "well thats Salty Johns mate!"
Adrian: "well thats Salty Johns mate!"
by ChristiesALoser May 23, 2015
Get the Salty Johns mug.a "John Trojan" is a male who is the epitome of arrogance, yet he is totally oblivious to the fact that his behavior is absurd.
See the second definition of douchebag for a perfect synonym.
A "John Trojan" is THAT guy that wears the Trojan condom shirt (where the term originated, and John from John Doe) because he thinks it's cool, that guy who is an asshole to women, but still gets laid, and that guy who thinks he's the shit when he's not. He is usually surrounded by a clan of dumbfucks who encourage his behavior.
See the second definition of douchebag for a perfect synonym.
A "John Trojan" is THAT guy that wears the Trojan condom shirt (where the term originated, and John from John Doe) because he thinks it's cool, that guy who is an asshole to women, but still gets laid, and that guy who thinks he's the shit when he's not. He is usually surrounded by a clan of dumbfucks who encourage his behavior.
Girl: Omg, he wouldn't stop texting me stuff about how he wants to hook up with me and how big his dick was. What a douchebag.
Other girl: Was his name John Trojan? Cause that's what he sounds like.
Other girl: Was his name John Trojan? Cause that's what he sounds like.
by iainttellin March 2, 2011
Get the John Trojan mug.A creature much like a man, seemingly invincible, with crooked English teeth. The creature can sprint on all fours and climb trees like a monkey. Only found in tropical, swap, and bar settings.
by Gieon February 3, 2010
Get the John Giles mug.An American businessman that is partially responsible for the death for European football. He is a very skinny, old man with green $ signs in his eyes. John Henry is happy to destroy 130 years of footballing history for his own greed and self gain. If you see this man in public, don’t get too close to him because he might try and steal your watch.
me: “Did you just steal a mars bar from that homeless person? That’s something John Henry would do”.
by Kylian_LFC April 19, 2021
Get the John Henry mug.A sexual act that causes pain. e.g. A fellatio with the use of to much teeth can cause pain to the genitals. John mellancamps hit song " hurt so good".
"Come on baby make it hurt so good
Sometimes love don't feel like it should
You make it, hurt so good"
"Come on baby make it hurt so good
Sometimes love don't feel like it should
You make it, hurt so good"
Cool guy: Bro, my girl came over last night and gave me a John mellencamp!
Other cool guy: Ouch!!
Cool guy: yea my penis has been sore all day.
Other cool guy: Ouch!!
Cool guy: yea my penis has been sore all day.
by Can-o-Pee November 24, 2017
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