all the way to canada

Sex so hard, intense and lustful it not just a homerun, it's all the way to Canada.

"How far did you get with Stacy?"
"We went all the way to canada, bro."

by Mightaswellbecanadian May 12, 2014

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Jack Of All Shades

If somebody wears far too many pairs of sunglasses, often even indoors, they are considered a Jack Of All Shades.

They're likely to combine the two aspects of owning far too many pairs of sunglasses and wearing sunglasses far too often, just as regularly in a sunny atmosphere as in winter, at night time, or indoors.

Dexter : “Have you seen Carl? He's been wearing sunglasses all day, even in the office.”
Larry : “Wow... I guess he must be a Jack Of All Shades.”

by C L G February 14, 2020

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All length no girth

When someone tells a long story that goes no where. So many words so little plot.

I was just trying to get groceries when this person gave me All length and no girth.
Deep poke little friction.
All length no girth

by Lurpinator December 8, 2020

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All-Purpose Idiot

An all-purpose idiot is someone who is downright stupid and has no idea what they are doing. The term originated from M*A*S*H

(The camp was to be inspected by General Macauthur so Frank was in charge of duty rosters)
Hawkeye: What do you mean no orderlies?
Trapper: They're all out manicuring the rocks, I couldn't even get an X-Ray on this guy.
Hawkeye: Are we running a hospital or a motel for visiting demi-gods?
Trapper: It's Frank Burns the all-purpose idiot.

by Mash4077 April 5, 2015

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