Snake in the Grass

When you're getting head and you stuck your dick in the girls hair and play around in it.

At Stacy's house, Johnny put his his snake in the grass while getting a bj.

by Bfientvksmd December 23, 2016

dead snake

An insult used to describe ye dead Granfer to ye all ye's. (Lord Granfer was the snake of all ye snakes)

Go dig up ye dead granfer, dead snake eyes.

by Big Tys December 06, 2023

Dead snake

When a person gives head to a man with erectile dysfunction.

She loves to dead snake guys.

by Thankancerboi February 28, 2017

Dead Snake

A used condom that is haphazardly discarded after use without regard to who may find it later.

The Principal separated the Men's and Women's dormitory after he found a dead snake in the janitor's closet.

by DannySaiz May 09, 2014

A snake balloon

The act of de-fanging a reasonably small yet sturdy snake and proceeding to use it as a fleshlight, and overtime as you continue to use it as a fleshlight the leftover jizz from your previous uses of the snake will eventually stretch the snakes slender and elongated body and blow it up like a balloon.

Tim and John where at the house when Tim reached into his nightstand and pulls out an alive yet stretch snake. John wondering wtf Tim has a stretched snake for ask
"Bro what's up with the stretched yet alive snake"

Tim:"oh I made a snake balloon haven't you heard there very popular"

John:"no what's that"

Tim:"It's when you de-fang a small yet sturdy snake, and proceed to use it over the course of 2-3 weeks, and once your done with it your semen will stretch it into a balloon".

by joefalcone2021 June 14, 2025

snake bust

It's when you have a really long penis, but you cant get hard. But even tho you aren't hard you still nutt.

This guy i was with the other day snake busted me in my face.

I had too snake bust this girl the other day i was so embarrassed

"This guy i was with the other day snake busted me on my face."

"I had too snake bust this girl the other day i was so embarrassed"

by okidokym8 August 10, 2017

Snake run

A snake run is where a female puts a baby mouse in her pussy and then gets a baby snake to go in to chase it. She doesn’t pull the snake out until it eats the mouse.

Yo bro I heard she’s into snake runs!

by Fxzzy June 18, 2018