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hard shiny plastic

party girls that cant resist the hot boy, and rely on each other when all else fails. theres more to us then youll ever know. were emos, and were bitches. wed rather eat then actually be skinny. we like to save planes and ride air men. we love boys, but know they'll break our hearts. we love life and wouldnt trade these nights we wont remember with friends we'll never forget for ANYTHING.
The definition of hard shiny plastic is emily and kim, and you like it.
by emily April 11, 2005
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horny sluts scissoring hard

When a sleezy ankless guy gets hot and ejaculates from watching young ladies thrust themselves and there genitals together in a grotesque manner.
Jason needs to get it in so he watches "horny sluts scissoring hard"
by worstnightmares August 17, 2012
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i want hard sex

im home i want hard sex with you you little cumslut
by verypogchamp August 31, 2021
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Hard serve ice cream

Right before you cum, simply grip your dick as hard as you can to stop the sexplosion. After a few seconds release your grip so that the massive cumload speeds toward your partner's face. The tricky part of completing the hard serve ice cream is to slap your hardened ejaculating dick into the pools of cum right as they hit your partner's face. Mostly used during hot gay man sex.
Richard was being such a bitch that I gave him the old hard serve ice cream right on his cheek.
by DiscGolfDude May 23, 2016
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suck it easy or lick it hard

When you ask someone this question they have a hard decision: to lick it hard or suck it easy? HMMM...
A: Hey B i got a question for you
B: What?
A: Given the choice would you suck it easy or lick it hard?
B: Umm... lick it hard... oh no... umm... suck it easy?... ummm... uhhh... yeahh...
by BCJ May 17, 2006
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Go Hard in the Motherfucking Paint

To pile at least 4 people into a basement bathroom, then proceed to smoke copious amounts of Marijuana using a vaporizer with the door closed, the fan on, the lights off, a strobe light flashing, and rave music plays on a nearby boombox/ghetto blaster.
Maria: "Hey, did you guys go hard in the motherfucking paint last weekend?"

Colin: "No, we couldn't. Nobody had a free bathroom for the night."
by SpudHawk August 14, 2012
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Law School Hard-To-Get

Commonly Known Phrase:

Girls who were moderate to huge sluts in undergrad trying to pretend that they are innocent and tease boys in Law School by playing the hard-to-get game.

These girls can range from age 22-28 and are usually single for obvious reasons, either due to: (a) the fact that they are shithoused at most/all parties and devoid for any emotional stability ;(b) either have a lot of friends and love being the center of attention (or) have few friends due to being a crazy shit talking whore and love being the center of attention ;(c) pretend to be classy/ never admit they were previous (still secret) sloots who probably have a freak nasty case of chlamydia or HPV, or worse the incurable Herp ;(4) are most likely in the bottom half of their law school class ;(5) definitely isn't the best looking girl in your class, but is "cute" and "passable" and "seems like she has a great (although fake sometimes, but you will not realize this oftentimes until it is too late) personality" and ;(g) attempt to start over "fresh" and "classy" but their inner-whore comes out eventually, you cannot cage a hungry tiger.

Law School Men Heed This Warning!
Can be used as an action verb in appropriate circumstances: "I thought she was really into me, but turns out that girl was law school hard-to-getting me!"

As a noun:

"She loves playing law school hard-to-get, but I do not have time for that hell hole of crazy."

"That girl is playing law school hard-to-get, but I have law school exams that are easier than her."

As a descriptive noun:

In first semester of law school-
" Damn, that girl is so law school hard-to-get."

End of first year of law school-
"I am so glad that girl was law school hard-to-get, that bitch is a cave troll!"

"Maggie" was a huge slut in undergrad and had all of the boys chasing her, now she is in law school and wants the boys to think she is classy and refined, so she is super flirtatious and gets many guys to like her, but never chooses one to date. The weak and desperate ones fall for the trap thinking they have found true love, but alas!, she's just another common slut.

Ladies, quit playing games with my heart.
by ScrotieMcBoogerBallz April 5, 2010
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