Dutch Pufferfish

When a girl is receiving oral sex and farts into the giver’s mouth, puffing their cheeks up like a pufferfish.

Jack ate me out so good that I accidentally gave him a Dutch Pufferfish!

by PastaManana February 28, 2021

Miranda’s Dutch oven

Using the vibration of the Dutch oven to warm your partner

Renée was cold so her partner gave her the ole Miranda’s Dutch Oven to warm her up

by Fryeman March 8, 2021

Your dutch

Slow to learn or understand; obtuse.
Tending to make poor decisions or careless mistakes.
Marked by a lack of intelligence or care; foolish or careless.

Your dutch for making such foolish mistakes.

by Redbeard guy March 11, 2021

Dutch Fart

When someone takes a hit from a pipe and then from a dab pen through their asshole by like sucking it in and then farts it out

Hey Micheal did you hear how Steve shat himself trying to do a dutch fart

by nboob March 18, 2021

Dutch-Irish Eggs

Fake egg variety, brainchild of Koshal Md.

Dutch-Irish Eggs are not real and are made up. They do not even exist in Pennsylvania

by pokuyt March 20, 2021

dutch montana

While on an official tour of the Grote Kerk, you insert a Ponderosa Pinecone in the anal and/or vaginal orifice of your partner while occupying the third from left confession booth.

Female: Babe, Lets do a Dutch Montana since we're here.
Male: Yes please! I got the pinecone, let's tell the guide we're going to check out the confession booths.

by Joe_Pesci March 24, 2021

get in dutch

To get in trouble. American idiom. May be related to "Dutch uncle."

I'm afraid I'll get in dutch because of my screw-up.

by AncientGeek April 7, 2021