bro I swear this dude

Something retarded people say when they cannot respond normally or act like a normal human being.

Hey guys, let's go sit outside!
Bro I swear this dude

by hhhhhhh7 December 12, 2021

Some Polish dude

A sterotypical eastern european person described in a news article about him/her doing something rediciolous/stupid.

Yesterday I saw this crazy news article, Some Polish Dude got electrocuted by peeing on an electric fence.

by A literal pole November 10, 2019

this dude is actually fucking a dead body

Holy shit what the fuck why would he do this

Brian: “this dude is actually fucking a dead body”
Jake: “what the hell why would he do something as horrible as that?”
Brian: “he said no homo tho”
Jake: “oh ok it’s fine then”

by Lil big 4x October 16, 2019

The Dude (boredest) Is Wack: The Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianabl abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Dude (boredest) Is Wack: The Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025

High Speed Dude

The most ballingest of all WARRIORS. Born from the seed of Billy Mays and forged in the fires of battle.

Cadet1: "Woah, did you see High Speed Dude just leap over the FOB?"
Cadet2: "Ya I heard him and gunshow are fighting on the top of Mount Everest for the title of WARRIORKING."

by WarriorOracle December 3, 2009

Duded

When a male sexual participant is faced with cuddling denial after sex with a female participant. In other words the girl rolls over and goes to sleep after sex and the guy wants to cuddle and she's like no

I can't believe she duded me after she wanted to do it with me for so long.

by Mary B. Poppinthebag January 15, 2022

Soxy Dude

That one person who wears Sox and sandals all day, and tries to make it a norm

You: Hey man, why do you wear Sox and sandals?

Soxy Dude: “I am bringing soxy back!”

by Akazaka October 5, 2018