Douche Bag 

Slang name that you call someone. A stupid person.

My names _____ , and I'm a biiigg douche bag. You're such a douche bag. What a douche bag!

Douche Bag by meggy October 5, 2002

douche bag 

A bag that holds douche.

1: How much douche is in your bag?
2: This much!(throws douche in 1's face)
3: Ow! My eyes, my eyes!

douche bag by Marisela July 25, 2004

douche bag 

simple minded americans who think that there mercedes will add about an inch to the 1/2 inch dick.

look at this douche bag bet i leave with his girl.

douche bag by matt@ajs June 1, 2007

douche bag 

A complete asshole that sucks at what he is doing, and draws a lot of hate, especially for being ugly.

Chad Henne of Michigan is the biggest Douche bag in the Universe. He is also a pussy.

douche bag by TTsuk November 25, 2007

douche baglioni

the name of your science teacher

HEY mR.douche baglioni!

douche baglioni by fucknut July 18, 2003

Douche of Hazard 

When a douche bag hose wraps itself around the neck of a douching douche bag who's head is up their ass.

The danger of the hose stranglings became know as the Douche of Hazard.

Douche of Hazard by sinner86 December 17, 2007

Douche Bagle

Like a Douche Bag, but more demeaning to the individual.

Tom is such a Douche Bagle for acting like that.

Douche Bagle by PorphyryOvTyre October 5, 2010