Pops my corn

To make someone feel dumber.

Jhonny giving a lecture on why the world is flat, he always pops my corn.

by Monkey back-lash March 22, 2018

high fructose corn syrup daddy

A sugar daddy that’s a little cheaper. Isn’t going to support you 100%.

I have a high fructose corn syrup daddy i still have to pay my insurance!

by Oneadam24 May 14, 2025

high fructose corn syrup daddy

A man who is not whiling to spend the money to be a sugar daddy. He still wants benefits of a sugar daddy but is to cheap.

He’s just a High Fructose Corn Syrup daddy. He takes his ladies to fast food restaurants and takes them shopping at goodwill.

by Oneadam24 May 14, 2025

corned cream

a type or cream which is made when dry cured and thus corned

hey michael, i just corned some cream, you want it with some nachos. corned cream is cream which i cured

by mr terrific April 25, 2023

Corn fucker

A red neck farmer

He’s such a corn fucker

by jennicalee October 24, 2018

love corn

The nuggets that stick to your knob when pulling out after anal sex.

Hey, they must have a lot of anal sex, look at all the love corn they’ve collected.

by Deodenatus November 30, 2021

Mellow Corn

Distilled by Heaven Hill, Mellow Corn is the greatest whiskey ever made. It’s made from at least 80% corn, it’s bottled in bond, and only $15-$20. It’s even better than Blanton's.

Don’t waste your money on overpriced allocated bourbons, buy Mellow Corn instead!

by eddiespaghetti January 19, 2024