by Jericho5216556 November 17, 2016
Get the iron cock mug.When a LAD has used his womb broom in one too many clunges and picked up something that he really wish he hadn't, thus turning it into a yoghurt slinger, snot rocket or AIDS baster if you will.
My mate Mitch who has been slaying girls at uni and sending their nudes to the rugby whatsapp group for bants went and got the clap! He's totally got a Death Cock now!
by insertchucklesomenamehere December 12, 2016
Get the Death Cock mug.To obtain the legendary item we call the KFC Cock, you would need to go over to one of the famous KFC restaurants and sneak into the kitchen area and quickly twist the knob on the fryer. After you do that, you should see the oil should bubble rapidly. Then whip out your greasy midget choad and sink it into the bubbling heap of disgust. Sure you might scream but who isn’t into BDSM? Anyways after you do that your cock should be very crispy and crunchy. If you want (If you didnt get arrested) you can feed this snack to your girl and let her munch away on this chicken nugget. (Or guy if your into that gay shit no homo tho.)
Bobby: Yo I fed my girl a KFC cock and she loved it.
Random African American: Nigggaaa yo dawg whaaat the fuuuuck yo head ass cock cracker.
(Translation: Oh really? I bet your pp is gone. But I bet that tastes good, you mind if I can have a bite?)
Bobby: Sorry I don’t speak Russian.
Random African American: Nigggaaa yo dawg whaaat the fuuuuck yo head ass cock cracker.
(Translation: Oh really? I bet your pp is gone. But I bet that tastes good, you mind if I can have a bite?)
Bobby: Sorry I don’t speak Russian.
by Dumb Subject October 22, 2018
Get the KFC Cock mug.When you run out of places on your body to put your jewelry on so you strap a watch to your penis. This serves a double purpose, as cock ring, and an astectic timepiece to impress your lover.
by Hashtagthecreepyguy April 19, 2019
Get the Movado cock mug.An absolute queen who knows EXACTLY what to do with that cock until it finishes. She's super confident about her skills, and loves to flaunt her bootylicious body.
by glitterglamsparkles October 10, 2019
Get the Cock Destroyer mug.Commonly known as the men’s witching hours. Spooky time between 10pm and 2am . During this time men who hardly acknowledge your existence or talk to you can be found trying to make plans. We all know why wink wink. Be warned you must stay away at all cost for your safety and sanity they are no longer human the cock demon has possessed them.
Person 1: girl who’s messaging you at this time your phone has been dry all night nuh uh let me see
Person 2: give me my phone back bitch I ain’t going nowhere I know it’s cock o’clock
Person 1: mhmm you said that last time
Person 2: give me my phone back bitch I ain’t going nowhere I know it’s cock o’clock
Person 1: mhmm you said that last time
by Shdylatina December 4, 2019
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