CHODE MUNGUS

Worse than the “prick tease’, the Chode Mungus enjoys bringing someone close to climax, then just gets up & walks away. Male or female, the Chode Mungus’ mission is to get with someone’s penis and piss it off using any & all orifices or body parts. Once they see the erect penis, they abuse it just before orgasm, then refuse to take responsibility. “A mad penis is a good penis.” They say.

I didn’t pay her, but that prostitute just gave the best head, suddenly stopped & jumped out the truck; now that Chode Mungus has me thick as a brick!

by JC McGillicuddy June 20, 2025

Chode-Blaster

Chode-Blaster (n.) – A person so spectacularly terrible at literally everything, from games to basic life skills, that their very presence ruins the vibe for everyone around them.

Synonyms: Loser, Fagatron, Retard, chud.

Chode-Blasting (a.) - to blast some chodes.

Fred: Alex was being such a fagatron at the party last night?

Jessica: Yeah he was being a massive chode-blaster.

by AlexanderChuddington October 15, 2025

Chode Smashing

hitting your penis with a hammer using advanced chode maxxing techniques to increase bloodflow to the chode giving it an increase in girth

bro I was chode smashing with a rock and my chode became so thick and bruised

by hackerchodeboy November 5, 2025

Chodegan

A friend of smaller stature with a particular case of swamp ass. He's often found working at The Home Depot while masterbaiting.

God my friend is such a "Chodegan"

by TacoQueef69 January 12, 2026

Bullit Chode

A fat man that is fater than they are taller

hey, liam you bullit chode!!

by DiRtY HaRrY DaRtFoRd May 8, 2008

vom chateau

After a night of drinking, to make a visit to the vom chateau is to throw up excessively due to the extraordinary amount of alcohol in your blood. Signs that a visit to the vom chateau is about to be made include the spinnies, extreme dizziness, an inability to stand, and nausea.

"I made a visit to the vom chateau last night... It was awful, I threw up like 7 times!"

by Xtreme drinker August 30, 2009

Stay Choded

The act of being or acting like a chode, (small, chubby-like penis). Usually a form of criticism towards one-another.

Tony: Lex! You're shirt is tight breh!

Lex: Fuck you Tony, stay choded..

arthur: Buster, are you a fucking rabbitt?
Buster: Arthur, your book series is gay.. now stay choded

by Knockin your mom May 9, 2010