black jesus

Black Jesus: Amare Stoudemire's alter-ego. At times, he displays such divine talent that he can only be referred to as "The Black Jesus".

Rob: "Holy crap, Amare must have flown like 10 feet in the air for that dunk."
Bob: "Black Jesus strikes again!"

by What it is June 3, 2007

black tip

When a guy is getting head from a smoker and she does deep throat and then when he pulls it out he has tar on the tip of his dick.

Max: "Man that filthy smoker gave me a black tip!"

Joe: "Thats weak"

by Mitchell and Derek August 9, 2005

Black Thomas

A sexual position that is explained in the example.

A "Black Thomas" is a sexual position where the male rests the underside of his knee-joint on the female's shoulder, kneeling down on the other knee (or standing up, depending on height of participants). The female is seated cross-legged, and preforms oral sex until the moment before the male reaches orgasm.

It is crucial that the male not reach orgasm!

When the female stops preforming oral sex, the male lifts his other leg over the female's opposite shoulder and quickly teabags the female in the face.

by mooman91 May 29, 2009

Soft black

Soft black is the sexually inclined black, opposite of the violence inclined hard black. Most recognizable by their voice sounding as if he was eating out a woman and his voice was traveling through her body out of her mouth.

That guy is so soft black I think he is stealing my girlfriend and making her cum with just his voice.

by Soft black November 24, 2015

rebecca black

the most annoying singer ever. got famous on youtube.
known for her infamous song, "friday". she sounds like a constipated justin bieber.

"it's friday friday gotta get down on friday! everybody's looking foward to the weekend weekend!" - rebecca black
SHUT UP.

by somepersonyay April 13, 2011

Fade to Black

1. To commit suicide.
2. To intentionally be ignored.

1. With all of these weights upon me, I feel like I want to fade to black.
2. Don't mind me. I'll just fade to black.

by Jerry September 7, 2004

Rebecca Black

Musician who has absolutely no talent, BUUT can at least name the days of the week. Sadly though, she's not that hot, doesn't have that great of a voice, or even have a song with a good beat, so the American public will never ever like this song, unless they want to annoy the shit out of someone.

Guy 1: Hey, ever hear that song Friday by Rebecca Black?
Guy 2: Yeah *proceeds to take out a gun*
Guy 1: Whats the gun for?
Guy 2: *Shoots a baby*
Guy 1: WTF
Guy 2: Now the lucky bastard will never grow up having heard that song.

by musicritique101 April 7, 2011