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Soggy Biscuits

A male masturbating game. Contestants all jack off onto a digestive biscuit.whoever shoots his load first onto the biscuit is deemed the winner! The loser.... eats the biscuit
Oh man, what a night! we played soggy biscuits again, Harry storey came straightaway and Daniel Oxley had to eat the cookie whilst Harrison Granger watched
by james clarke May 15, 2023
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Dexterous biscuit

A biscuit that uses its tiny hands to ‘hold itself together’ better.
See also dexterous Pringle.
And biscuit dexterity.
Caramel choc hob non holds more dexterity so can be dunk a few times 😋
A very dexterous biscuit indeed.
by Gentlemens night May 27, 2020
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Blister biscuit

Swollen vagina with puffy lips usually seen after a girl pleasures herself with a vacuum or suction cup.
by Stavi Herbmer February 28, 2022
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Buttered Biscuit

1.) a way to describe someone’s fat rolls.

2.) someone with a high level freaky aura; otherwise known as being very sexy.
1.) “ Damn my back looks like a buttered biscuit! “
2.) “ Damn, your buttered up biscuit self has a high freaky aura! “
by ashytitties999 May 19, 2024
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Chili Biscuit

A slur or derogatory term for a homosexual man. Can be shortened to “chili
1) *gay men walk into a bank*
Bank Manager: look at these chili biscuits
by Mr. Cheek Clapper December 7, 2021
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Scooped My Biscuit

The act of one person putting their hand up a womans skirt or dress and grabbing their va-jay-jay.
Oh my god! Ryan... that guy just "Scooped my Biscuit" !!
by BISCUIT SCOOPER October 18, 2011
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The Oreo-Biscuit

When you dunk your balls into a mouth full of cum
They let me give them The Oreo-Biscuit last night
by Gooblen June 10, 2023
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