Crispy Balls

When balls are shriveled up to the point of crispy essence.

“You’ve been out in the cold too long” “you’ve probably got crispy balls man”

by Jimmy9923 February 14, 2021

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Ball Bonnet

The method of neatly wrapping your wrinkle twins with toilet paper, tying it off into a cute bow just above your hog. This is effective when anticipating a particularly percussive poop in order to avoid getting poop on your balls. When finished, simply undo the ball bonnet and drop in the toilet.

"How'd it go in there" "Pretty rough, ended up having to do a ball bonnet"

by hikingboot April 1, 2021

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LaShawn Balls

a very huge handsome man with big scrumptious shoulders and loves to pour milk on himself at night and sing Christmas carols very nice and good and great very huge and beautiful man with the manliest features AHHHHHH

oh is that lashawn balls?

oh you mean that huge awesome hujunk of handsome yeah thats just lashawn balls

by FlingaFlonga April 28, 2022

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capper balls

When someone is lying a you can feel it in youre balls

That guy said he had over 1000 nfts but I know it's capper balls

by 0kpcl May 9, 2022

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Shitty Balls

The act of taking a fat dookie and standing up without wiping. You then walk around throughout the day with ur balls slapping across your asshole, getting them smelling shitty.

Mulfy Baka doesn’t wipe and therefore has Shitty Balls.

by BigCuuchie September 15, 2022

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