texas lesbian

People who claim they’re lesbians while they date men. They only kiss women when drunk.
I saw that god damn Texas lesbian with her boyfriend at the Whataburger
by NeajZil April 10, 2024
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Texas Plucker

This is where you take any sized rubber chicken and stick it in your vagina. Once thoroughly aroused you bok like a chicken. Once orgasm is achieved you pull out the rubber chicken, smack her with the chicken & watch the juices fly everywhere.
We were having so much fun at the KFC that once we got home she wanted me to do the Texas Plucker on her.
by Chancey Pants January 04, 2010
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Texas snail trail

The aftermath of the most epic cream pie trail made by the woman from scooting from the middle of the bed towards the end.
by NeecyMae August 07, 2022
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Texas Snail Trail

When a girl eats a pound of chipotle beans and sits on your face.
Bro that girl gave me the craziest Texas Snail Trail (TST) last week.
by Realmafia124 February 24, 2024
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Doing a Texas

slam your car onto the pit entry attenuator at the Indianapolis Motor Speedway just like the way Texas did
by Ivoryctionary August 11, 2021
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Texas Tony

Texas Tony arrives by the sky. Hangs at the Honky Tonk and eats glizzys. He’s got an iron liver. Will awake everyone by 8am. At brunch downtown you’ll find him by a lama. Loves a goodnight sleep on the roof.
Texas Tony are you well?
Texas Tony- I can’t see but I’m alright
by Tonylives May 21, 2022
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Corpus Christi, Texas

The great value version of Mobile, AL.

Corpus Christi is a city that proves every negative racial stereotype. Only good thing that has come from Corpus Christi is whataburger
Corpus Christi, Texas sucks
by IhateSouthTexas January 15, 2024
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