Is always late to the party cause he was too busy laying eve. But for real Adam is the dad of everybody and is always fixing problems and everybody loves him no homo.
Be the bigger person. Be Adam
by The goat of legitness August 20, 2020
by B.R. Guest August 07, 2019
Never knows what's going on and is always left out of drama purely because they're too busy. Is good person 👍
by -KB May 15, 2022
"Hey, you know Adam?"
"Yeah, you mean that hot sexy man with a very long penis who has sex at least 10 times a week?"
"Yes thats him alright"
"Yeah, you mean that hot sexy man with a very long penis who has sex at least 10 times a week?"
"Yes thats him alright"
by NiceNiceNice69 September 25, 2019
dave: oh shit there goes adam, i hate that fucker
john: why, what did he do?
dave: he tried to convince me that rap wasn’t real music and showed me his “underground music” playlist but it was just filled with metallica
john: yikes thanks for telling me
john: why, what did he do?
dave: he tried to convince me that rap wasn’t real music and showed me his “underground music” playlist but it was just filled with metallica
john: yikes thanks for telling me
by balls26 October 16, 2022
Adams are people of art and high adventure.
They ride a line between slut and passionate lover.
They love poetry and music above all other forms of art.
They are typically dressed casually, skinny jeans and goodies.
At parties they are either super outgoing or in a corner with friends talking philosophy and doing strange unknown things.
They play some instrument, typically banjo, harmonica, or guitar.
They are typically on the edge of their seat, just barely getting by, but if they have a good day it'll look like it had been planned.
If hit on by an Adam, they will be very very very direct and intense with you while being whimsical with everything else.
They also will tend to run away from things or redirect their emotions, but in the end they will be crippled and bloody from battle.
If an Adam is your friend, you either have a friend that will save you from any hellish pit and make you laugh and have fun at any cost. Or a moody philosopher.
If you're just meeting them and they are mean to you? Its probably not your fault, not unless your a racist, homophobe, sexist or pedophile in which case FUCK YOU AND BURN IN HELL
They ride a line between slut and passionate lover.
They love poetry and music above all other forms of art.
They are typically dressed casually, skinny jeans and goodies.
At parties they are either super outgoing or in a corner with friends talking philosophy and doing strange unknown things.
They play some instrument, typically banjo, harmonica, or guitar.
They are typically on the edge of their seat, just barely getting by, but if they have a good day it'll look like it had been planned.
If hit on by an Adam, they will be very very very direct and intense with you while being whimsical with everything else.
They also will tend to run away from things or redirect their emotions, but in the end they will be crippled and bloody from battle.
If an Adam is your friend, you either have a friend that will save you from any hellish pit and make you laugh and have fun at any cost. Or a moody philosopher.
If you're just meeting them and they are mean to you? Its probably not your fault, not unless your a racist, homophobe, sexist or pedophile in which case FUCK YOU AND BURN IN HELL
by he_who_dreams_unalone March 08, 2020