Calippo dick

A sticky orange sensation one feels after receiving oral from someone who has just eaten a calippo ice cream
Friend: How was your date with the ice cream lady

Me: Great, but now I have calippo dick
by The Solero slut June 12, 2022
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dick wallied

basically the same thing as bamboozled just funnier
bro did we just get dick wallied”
by kmoneyyyyyy March 09, 2022
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Bald dick surprise

When you realize all dick heads are bald so there is nothing to worry about.
I spent half my life thinking that I am surrounded by dicks with hair but only my dick head grows hair so I was happy to be bald dick surprised.
by Master Prize Sir Matt Surmize December 25, 2023
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Big Dick Unicorn

A Big Dick Unicorn is a man who is incredibly thoughtful, is dynamite in bed, and has a gigantic dick. He can be found in a rare, once in a lifetime hookup that you’ll never be able to forget, no matter how many other men you sleep with in the hopes of recapturing the glory of that night.
Ah, yes, I remember my Big Dick Unicorn. I met him in a drunk St. Patty’s Day blur on a business trip to Boston. It’s been ten years and I still think about that night.
by NobodyWantedThisName May 27, 2020
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D.r.t. (Dick riding twins)

A name used for two people fuckkng the same guy
"The same d.r.t. (dick riding twins) did it again!"
by Literallynoideadude September 23, 2023
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Dick-A-Rounder

One who has no concept of time, takes their own time, while you wait on them.
We was late for the movie because brady is a Dick-A-Rounder!
by word0ninja August 27, 2013
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Pastry Dick

When a man has picked up an STD.
"Dude, that chick I fucked last night gave me a pastry dick"
by Oscar Blues June 05, 2015
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