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Cat Dick

Are they still serving horse cock and cat dick on the ship?
by SiL3Nt J September 11, 2023
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Dick patting

Dick patting is when a man is so horny and the girl he is with is so sexy that all she has to do is pat his penis and he will leak and shoot his cum out
So how did the night go

He was so cute and horny all it took was a little dick patting and he started cumming

Lmao wow what a waste of nut

I know right
by Certified concoction January 21, 2022
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Dick makeup

“What’s on your chin?” “Oh, it must be from brushing my teeth”... but in fact it was dick makeup

Easy breezy beautiful, dick makeup
by Sillyc May 17, 2019
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punch me in the dick hole

Literally the act of punching someone in the opening of the male penis. Has to be male. Can't be female. It doesn't work that way. This saying is used to express extreme frustration toward one person or an object. For some BDSM people.. this could be a turn on. This is also used with sexual frustration.
Gotta get off somehow.. quick! Punch me in the dick hole!
by Johnisdead November 28, 2017
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Dick

My wife took the house and the kids, I escaped with my dick and my soul.
by toetoetoefoot September 26, 2018
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Dick Twittle

A person who enjoys playing with or grabbimg dicks
Jane is such a dick twittle. She always has a dick in her hand.
by myst1queb1tch September 22, 2016
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vacation dick

A large, thick penis that is fun to fuck on occasion. But is too large to be having sex with on a daily basis. Unlike a boyfriend dick.
Omg my friend Hayden has a 10 inch dick. The best vacation dick I've ever had. Such a shooter too.
by bottom_boy June 17, 2016
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