by Cdawg0533 February 22, 2016
Person 1: “I think that girl is really into me
Person 2: “she hasn’t texted you back in 5 days, don’t let her lead you on like that!”
Person 1: “I’m not fucking around, I have absolutely no time for Nicky Nicky non-dick”
Person 2: “she hasn’t texted you back in 5 days, don’t let her lead you on like that!”
Person 1: “I’m not fucking around, I have absolutely no time for Nicky Nicky non-dick”
by Dontletyourdreamsbedreams December 29, 2018
by Berily Soup August 03, 2021
Robby has one. He doesnt know how to use it, he thought it was a clinker until he pissed out of it. They call it the anson house scrumpet.
by Bbosh April 02, 2017
Jessica came over last night and blew me for 4 hours, and now I've got a serious case of raisin dick.
by ThisOtherLife January 31, 2017
When a specific food or drink has the flavor or aftertaste of a dirty sweaty penis. Often the taste of dick will have a pungent and or sour flavor profile.
by JUSTIN SYDHER March 31, 2022
To be suffering from involuntary celibacy as a man. Usually the result of having been such a douche canoe that the women in the local area have submitted you and all your abuse to the local are we dating the same man chapter and now no woman with a brain in a 100 mile radius will have consensual sexual intercourse with you
Did you hear that Matt is suffering from Dry Dick Syndrome? After his last breakup went viral no woman wants to sleep with him. Its worse than having an STI!
by Aryabrynn June 22, 2025