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Dick on the Flow

When you're just hanging out with people and you haven't really done a whole lot in the day, but you're still hanging out with your friends and maybe some girls.
Yo there aren't any parties tonight so I guess I'm just gonna put my dick on the flow
by StraightChessingIt December 24, 2009
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concrete dick

when a girl has cotton mouth and she tries to suck your dick and it’s so dry it’s like rubbing your dick on concrete

*******not an STD******
Dude, Marlee tried to suck my dick after smoking a blunt and i had concrete dick for daysssssss!
by meeeeeeeeeee. August 2, 2018
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Darius dick

The generous member of an otherwise inconspicuous awkward man that makes up for his social short comings with a surprisingly large penis.

The colloquial term is a reference to a mildly autistic black man named Darius from a video released by Jubilee on May 10, 2024 called, "Women Rank Men by Size" in which he was was rated to have the biggest, highest quality, most aesthetically pleasing penis unanimously by the three female judges, as well as the six other men in the group.
"That Darius muhfucka be all quiet and awkward as shit, how tf he get bitches like that?"

"Idk man but he definitely got that Darius dick for sho"
by D. Arius January 6, 2025
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Dick Sandwitch

When you put your Dick in between two big titties.
"Hey guess what. I got a Dick Sandwitch last night"
"Sick duuude what was her bra size!"
"XXL Lez Goooooo"
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Decimal Dick Syndrome

When someone's dick is so small... that it can only be measured in decimal form.
Male Doctor: "I'm sorry, Rob. But you have a case of Decimal Dick Syndrome. Highly contagious. Please stay away from me."
by Slipnslide December 28, 2023
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residue dick

The understanding of the likelyhood of every adult hand has touched a dick through unique circumstances and is now pass said dick residual.
After Bernard shook hands with Jennifer, he looked at his hand afraid of the possible residue dick residing.
by Yomama beaverhausen December 20, 2023
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Small dick

people called Mathew, Kamran, or Soloman usually have this kind of a dick but always say they have a 6-inch. they get no bitches and Mathew usually spends his way of life exploring porn hubs for new vids
by jjjjjjjjhhhjjj June 7, 2022
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